Bob Yohed

I love boobs. Oh...and I also love boobs. Occasionally, I’ll think about boobs. But mostly, my day is consumed with boobs. And Nutter-fuckin’-Buddies!

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

Hey Google...what is a Rhodesian ridgeback? Another Google told me it’s supposed to be a dog that looks like a box but I don’t believe the other Google.
#squeezethebigends

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

@independenthom3 That sounds made up, Google.

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

@independenthom3 You could interview my boss, Google... but he died in a tragic keyboard accident.

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

@independenthom3 I’m confused, Google. If you were a roof, you’d be a truck?

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

@independenthom3 I used a microwave once, too! It was great, Google.
Side note—microwave is not good for drying your parakeet when it gets wet.

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

@independenthom3 No, Google. It looks like a box. Oh wait. Is it a Boxer, Google?

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

I’m sorry that I forgot to #squeezethebigends with my last Google talk, Me Google. Please don’t be mad. Also, how do I remove barnacles from my scrotum?

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

Hi Google. It’s been a while. I don’t know why that Nigerian Prince wouldn’t give me the fortune he promised but it’s been a helluva long boat ride back here to the good ol’ country I’m from!

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

@lad_lew I’m glad you’re happy, too! Mom hasn’t been the same since the accident when she was caught naked in that weird machine while everyone at work masturbated to her. Good to see she seems to be over it.

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

Hi Google. Just wanted to let you know how happy I am that my mom is doing well. She’s even found time to visit the beach. Good for you, mom! #squeezethebigends

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

Hi google...it’s been a while. I developed an allergic reaction to raccoon bites and capsaicin. Who knew? Anyways, I hear there’s a story about my mom going around. Is she really still alive and NOT a Fleshlight?

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

@NASALMark Hello Google. Sorry it’s taken me a while to respond but my face swelled up immensely and I looked like a cabbage patch doll that went three rounds with Mike Tyson. Fred only got halfway done so I look like Spud McKenzie. Should I finish it or stop now? #squeezethebigends

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

Hello Google. Raccoon here. I used to be Bob. Just in case you forgot. Anyways, is it best to tattoo the typical Raccoon mask over my eyes or should I use makeup or charcoal or something? #squeezethebigends

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

@NASALMark OK thank you, Google. I’m going to ask my coworkers if they know of anyone that will do it for cheap.

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

@NASALMark Thanks, Google. It took a long time since the fire ants seemed to like me more than the animals. However, after passing out due to thousands of fire ant bites, I woke up to a raccoon batting around my ballsack. So I guess I’m a raccoon! #squeezethebigends

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

Hello, Google. I was thinking about becoming a Furry. How do I know what type of animal to be? Oh...#squeezethebigends

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

Hi, Google. It’s been a while since I just got my sight back after another round of anal fissure remedies. It was worse this time and felt like I had Satan’s anus. Regardless, I’m better now but cannot drive. Who delivers food and porn in my area? #squeezethebigends

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

@NASALMark Ok thank you Google. You were right...it burned more than if I had lit a blow torch and shoved it up my ass! Then I rubbed my eyes after crying, so I was blinded for several hours. However, the fissure is gone and my eyesight has returned! You rock, Google! #squeezethebigends

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

Hi google. You don’t answer me anymore. Is it because of that big anal fissure? If you’d answer me, I’d ask you how to get rid of it! Help me help you! Oh...and #squeezethebigends

[Bob Yohed @twizzlernips]

Hi Google. It’s been a while. I’m feeling neglected so I’ve been burning my nipples and punching my junk again. I hope you’re ok. I need your wisdom regarding some strange anal problems I’m having. Please help. #squeezethebigends