I'm not a human anymore. I am a conduit for opening chests. I am a golem shaped by a white demon named tim sweeney and my only command was open chest. I don't have a soul and the only thing filling the cracks of my clay skin are my tears of frustration and suffering
“I hope your favorite character dies” is boring, overused, and unoriginal.
“I hope you play Fortnite for the entire pirate season and never get the token” is possible, inhumane, and truly vicious.