Users: Please kill the PVP, do the airdrop you promised, focus on improving your launchpad.
Pump: We just bought a useless website that shows KOL PNLs as our first investment EVER!
Users: Please kill the PVP, do the airdrop you promised, focus on improving your launchpad.
Pump: HERE WE GO! We now have a trading terminal. You were paying 1% to us and 1% to terminals? Well, we want both.
Users: Please kill the PVP, do the airdrop you promised, focus on improving your launchpad.
Pump: Here is 5 more ways to pvp. Just launch an AgentMayhemCashbackRedirectionCreatorFee coin to test it!
Users: Please kill the PVP, do the airdrop you promised, focus on improving your launchpad.
Pump: Just added a feature no one will ever use, voice chats!
Users: Please kill the PVP, do the airdrop you promised, focus on improving your launchpad.
Pump: WE JUST BURNED A GIANT PUMP SUPPLY HAHAH (oops, price is down even more idk why)
Users: Please kill the PVP, do the airdrop you promised, focus on improving your launchpad.
Pump: Hey, create a charity coin! But the twist is, the website we made a collab with won't make the donations for months lolol. (also, another pvp, yey!)
Users: Please kill the PVP, do the airdrop you promised, focus on improving your launchpad.
Pump: Oops just added USDC pairs as a complete new way to pvp!
Users: Please kill the PVP, do the airdrop you promised, focus on improving your launchpad.
Pump: We might have failed killing Twitch, TikTok, and some others but we are so ambitious now we are trying to compete with Elon Musk, communities are on!