@blisswords@SkyNews Yes, the man who is consigning Labour to decades of opposition is incredibly gracious. That’s what we voted for, a mountain of u-turns, zero leadership, the appeal of a turd in a swimming pool.
@BotFinderUK It could just be a washer, but I’ll probably have to change the whole cistern. A couple of grand should do it but I’ll need to be back for lunch.
@TedUrchin@UKLabour Labour were elected you knob, only your constituency voted for you. Get the F out of Dodge before you consign the party to decades of opposition.
@BBCBreaking Brilliant, a humiliating defeat in an election would be a perfect way for him to go. Even better, he u-turns at the last moment, a fitting legacy.
@SkyNews You were elected in your constituency, Labour were elected to form a government. Now we have experienced your leadership we cannot wait to get rid of you.
@SkyNews I really hope he does, then he’ll realise what a total fooking loser he is. You have ruined a once in a generation chance to do something good, you are not a leader.
@Conservatives@KemiBadenoch That's why we never fully funded the armed forces in our 14 years in power, it's so much easier in opposition. We speak for the 1%, no, not the super rich, the idiots that still vote for us. Another day, another lost deposit...
@Inevitablewest And he'll definitely know what's good for the country. A man, renowned for his intelligence, after being thumped in the head repeatedly, knows best.