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It's not what you ride, it's where you going...

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@blisswords @SkyNews Yes, the man who is consigning Labour to decades of opposition is incredibly gracious. That’s what we voted for, a mountain of u-turns, zero leadership, the appeal of a turd in a swimming pool.

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@BotFinderUK It could just be a washer, but I’ll probably have to change the whole cistern. A couple of grand should do it but I’ll need to be back for lunch.

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@TedUrchin @UKLabour Labour were elected you knob, only your constituency voted for you. Get the F out of Dodge before you consign the party to decades of opposition.

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@cutiieepie6 He does know we all think he’s a fooking Bellend doesn’t he?

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@Nigel_Farage If you work from home vote for a plumber who doesn’t. Hmmm, that makes sense.

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@UKLabour @CatherineWest1 Absolutely, Adios Starmer you were awful.

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@BBCBreaking Brilliant, a humiliating defeat in an election would be a perfect way for him to go. Even better, he u-turns at the last moment, a fitting legacy.

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@SkyNews You were elected in your constituency, Labour were elected to form a government. Now we have experienced your leadership we cannot wait to get rid of you.

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@SkyNews I really hope he does, then he’ll realise what a total fooking loser he is. You have ruined a once in a generation chance to do something good, you are not a leader.

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@SkyNews @joncraig One candidate received 8 votes, he must come from a very small family.

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@Keir_Starmer @UKLabour @AndyBurnhamGM Go now, take the hint and stop destroying the party.

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Why ask buzz killing Giroud about anything, this guy could make winning the lottery boring.

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@WhiteHouse We’re laughing at him, not with him. Please explain…

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@SkyNews @BethRigby He must have skin like a rhino. The country doesn't want you, your own party doesn't want you. Take the hint mate...

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@Conservatives @KemiBadenoch That's why we never fully funded the armed forces in our 14 years in power, it's so much easier in opposition. We speak for the 1%, no, not the super rich, the idiots that still vote for us. Another day, another lost deposit...

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@MirrorFootball I literally thought it was a spoof, this guy makes watching paint dry seem extreme. ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzz...

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@colder_sarcasm That says it all, I suppose their heroine did make him a Sir so it makes sense.

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@RobertJenrick And all the other things I didn’t do when I was in power.

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@Inevitablewest And he'll definitely know what's good for the country. A man, renowned for his intelligence, after being thumped in the head repeatedly, knows best.

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@SkyNews 'Social media is making children unhappy.' I'm making the country unhappy, but will not be banned. Go figure...