Every Projected 2026 NBA Lottery Picks Pro-Comp, per @ringer
AJ Dybantsa - Pascal Siakam, consumed by the symbiote
Darryn Peterson - Bradley Beal
Cameron Boozer - The Tim Duncan of Antoine Walkers
Caleb Wilson - Shawn Kemp meets Gumby
Keaton Wagler - Ty Jerome
Brayden Burries - Nickeil Alexander-Walker
Darius Acuff Jr. - Deron Williams
Yaxel Lendeborg - P.J. Washington
Labaron Philon Jr. - Dennis Schröder
Mikel Brown Jr. - Jordan Poole
Kingston Flemings - Kevin Johnson
Aday Mara - The Boris Diaw of Mark Eatons
Nate Ament - Noa Essengue
Karim Lopez - Tall Josh Hart
Skip is the GOAT when it comes to sports nicknames:
-“Team Obliterator”
-“George Paul”/“Playoff Pee”
-“Bosh Spice”
-“Westbrick”
-“LeBrick”
-“Kyle I should’ve been a Bowler”
-“Joe Fluke-O”
-“Me, Myself & Iverson”
-“Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane”
-“Ason Kidd”
-“Luka Oncic”
-“Zaza PaCheapShot”
-“Jeff Can’t”
The list goes on…
But I have to say.
“Victim Wembanyama” is Skip’s best work.