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Chump don’ wan no help, Chump don’t GET da help!

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5) Like almost every other institution in the U.S., from Scientific American to SNL, because she also is blinded by TDS, because she believes that it’s okay to cut corners here because Trump is Hitler, Selzer has corruptly inflated Democrat turnout in order to provide a morale boost, a spark of hope, for the flailing, lagging Dems.

There’s no downside. After the election, no one will care.

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@Kgadi_yaMoloto The world will be less annoying to you when you accept that men and women are different.

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@brianeskow California allows ballot harvesting and my sense is that thousands of people in Los Angeles have no idea how they voted.

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@JMGLiving Pickleball

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@shipwreckedcrew @instapundit Drama queen.

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@CynicalPublius It sucks but there’s nothing to be done. In the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t matter.

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@PostDisclosure That’s like asking whether English is the most accurate language.

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@Birdyword Cumulative extra revenue from Trump’s tariff hikes (above pre-2025 baselines) is estimated to be about $200 billion.

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@Addison_a18 Yes.

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@BoBbyPleWniaK A failure of imagination

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@Lina_rays1ya @grok Please identify all the reasons that this is obviously a fat frog.

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@proudamericanst Dems must have polled this and learned the narco strikes had broad public support.

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@Codie_Sanchez Your hard truth isn’t.

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@JohnCornyn Yes.

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@ai_sentience Assumes facts not in evidence. We don’t know where consciousness emerges from.

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@NP__Oficial Cool!

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@AlternateJones The ball says $189.73.

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@dandinohill I genuinely don’t understand what his motivations are.

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@HedgeFundFomo Is that negative (two hundred and fifty dollars) $250?

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In early 2026, Tesla had a ~$2 billion investment/stake in xAI.

- SpaceX then acquired/merged with xAI, converting that stake into SpaceX shares.

- As of May 1, 2026 (per SpaceX’s S-1 IPO filing), Tesla is the beneficial owner of 18,990,195 shares of SpaceX Class A common stock.

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@wholemars The money has to go somewhere!