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I really only occasionally chirp.

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Okay, @Disneyland our passes expire in 30 days… what’s the plan?

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@stormewarren whoppers and candy corn for SURE!

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The amount of free airplay the Roy Kent chant from #TedLasso gets in my brain is uncanny.

[Matt Prince @Matt_Prince]

“There is always light.
Only if we are brave enough to see it.
There is always light.
Only if we are brave enough to be it.”

— National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman

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I wonder how Jennifer Paige feels about her hit single, “Crush,” being on consistent rotation at Ralph’s?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As people exercise their right to protest all across the country––let the undeniable paths of our progress be a guide going forward: peaceful, sustained protest; strategic, committed organizing; and purposeful, overwhelming participation at the ballot box.

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@brandonrpowell It WOULD give Rip a reason to go all revenge on Willa and Roarke. After he dug up his momma for that ring... ugh. Poor Rip.

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@brewercomedy I mean, honestly. Imma need some Thai yoga massage after that finale.

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Note to self. Don’t be an assistant to Beth Dutton. #YellowstoneTV

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I wonder how the views have dropped for the California COVID-19 Update because we’re all excited about launching a rocket?

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

😵 Oh man. Is it too early to start getting excited about this!? Gonna be sooo doooope!!!! 😬 https://t.co/xKlHn7CiI6

[Spence, The one they call the sword. @Thinkdeathmetal]

Man, the ravens in Westeros must have upgraded to Amazon Prime. #GameOfThrones

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@MyFavMurder mixed feelings about how many choices you have for Orange County, CA. https://t.co/EppKDwJDLg

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Woke up to crash, broken hydrant outside Camden Apts @ 2:20 a.m. 1 or 2 ppl ejected from black vehicle. Jamboree closed NB #abc7eyewitness

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Breaking: least one dead in Irvine car accident on NB Jamboree, north of Main Street. #abc7eyewitness

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Gaga throwin' it back. #jemandtheholograms

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It is always a mistake to watch "P.s. I love you" alone... 🤧😭