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Think I’ve peaked. Twice now actually.

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@greg_jenner Our flag means death

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@SeeJaneMarie Coma by Alex Garland

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@caitlinmoran Obviously an escape room

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@sewateruk You must know that you have multiple vans of engineers working at Rusthall right now. Why do you need my account number to provide an update on a situation affecting an entire postcode?!

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Can you give a status update for TN4 8, Rusthall please. Big water leak and my gas is off. @sewateruk

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@cooIboobs Mr burns

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Third day of no @EE coverage in Tunbridge Wells. What is going on? Will I get compensation?

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Tess is just a barometer for whether people are standing up or sitting down. #Strictly

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Me watching Kai and Nadiya in that group hug #Strictly

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@edcumming Having a chat with a non-famous in Soho and on a separate occasion, walking down Oxford St. He screamed money.

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@MikeTurner100 Do they like clothes? They barely mentioned it. Much.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

if you watch one thing today make it this

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@SwailesRuth He’s a troll, he doesn’t exist. Report, block and move on!

[Stevie Martin @5tevieM]

hello what are your fave Wikipedia holes to go down/conspiracy theories have exhausted all mine (dyatlov pass, UFOs) with 7 days of isolation to go help a woman out

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Why are these being retailed online at £229 when I have just received them labelled at £195? @johnlewishelp

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@Titch_a_mouse If it’s aled Jones then the triangle is symbol of holy trinity/god in Christian faith. He said it was close to his heart.

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The world is healing, Miquita Oliver is back on breakfast tv ❤️#SundayBrunch

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@fesshole Always print selection.

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@johnlewishelp Would anyone care to acknowledge this at all?

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@johnlewishelp No reply from Complaints team regarding a partial unfulfilled order (lost by DPD) that I paid with JL finance option. Value of missing goods less than min finance option so I cannot reorder.

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Value of total order over £2k. No help or apology and to add insult to injury, you’ve just reduced the cost of one of the items you have delivered by £125 (not even on sale).

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@johnlewishelp No reply from Complaints team regarding a partial unfulfilled order (lost by DPD) that I paid with JL finance option. Value of missing goods less than min finance option so I cannot reorder.