ray romano

“I’d buy anything handmade”

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Play that long nipples song!

[ray romano @twogirls00]

I wish I could show you my dick

[ray romano @twogirls00]

Damb, this is my Jamb-o-nay Ramsey!

[ray romano @twogirls00]

I like my flour like I like my assholes…

Unbleached

[ray romano @twogirls00]

and the time in Tokyo is… different

[ray romano @twogirls00]

Chicagos wild. Makes me wanna listen to lupe fiasco

[ray romano @twogirls00]

I would love a little Kat to touch

[ray romano @twogirls00]

Treating your knee like a cat is weird but finding love in a parking lot isn’t?!

[ray romano @twogirls00]

I’m allergic to zoloft why would they subscribe me to zoloft

[ray romano @twogirls00]

“There investigating Tupac’s death. They just issued a warrant”

“What? Why now?”

“Apparently they were busy with 9/11”

[ray romano @twogirls00]

You got some distinct vinyl I can smell it from here

[ray romano @twogirls00]

Did you guys ever listen to this girl called Tila tequila?

[ray romano @twogirls00]

I texted Google “should I be afraid of a fox?”

[ray romano @twogirls00]

Why do I feel like a just got back from the war?!

[ray romano @twogirls00]

does is suppress your knack for nic? your nic knack?

[ray romano @twogirls00]

I have so much capitalizing to do

[ray romano @twogirls00]

someone’s gotta put it in their tiny head

[ray romano @twogirls00]

Speak your peace. Poop your poops

[ray romano @twogirls00]

have you read Willa Cather? I’m reading my Antoniõ

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@harrrrMONICA LOL no

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Not horse girl haha, horse girl weird