Aditya Dixit

There are no strange creatures, only blinkered people

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

Well if you mix up the letters of patronus you get "anus port" which incidentally I am.

[Sidemen @Sidemen]

TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE (starting at £13.80)

The queue is currently very long due to demand; the system is working as fast as it can to help you all.

We look forward to seeing you on the 24th of September!

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[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

@vaibhavxxxv Ronaldo did the third one.

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

@heyhash9 I think you are this "dost" anyways good morning <3

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

@vaibhavxxxv Time to duck!

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

Just me and my favourite autocorrect version of fucks

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

@xavierofficials I don't want to go thru things that don't kill me but makes me stronger anymore

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

@vaibhavxxxv Indeed 😕

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

@MKBHD I would love to see @Mrwhosetheboss doing a unboxing of your belly after this.

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

@MKBHD I know that friend's friend (*_*)

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

@LoganPaul @WWE You were made for this

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

@vaibhavxxxv More like snowflakes

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

@geetownnnnnnn Tell me abt it

[Asmita @bhindichawal]

Peanut butter looks like a 1yr olds poop

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

There are only 2 reasons to ever date a girl you've already dated:-
1) Breast
2) Implants

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

@mikemajlak Same2Same

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

@MKBHD Apple and Dell should have a baby together 🐥

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

You all remember we used to jump out of swings mid-air??WTF was that??

[Aditya Dixit @twoinchgang]

@KSI @Sidemen (´⊙ω⊙`)→

[chocos mafia @sadbixchh]

I just find it very amusing how tf these American parents don’t pressurise their kids into academic excellence??