Aleks

Gaming, D&D, movies, wide selection of assorted nerdery. He/him/his.

Now an ex-user of this ex-Twitter. Find me elsewhere.

[Aleks @Twooshorten]

Describe your Twitter account without downloading any new images.

[Muja @ Tyrant brainrot @muja_bunny]

Describe your Twitter account without downloading any new images:

[Aleks @Twooshorten]

They also added it to Android in the last update, so 🎵 fuck this shit, I'm out! 🎶

You can find me wherever you find people.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Twitter added the X logo to the HQ

[Aleks @Twooshorten]

@MeredithEO @ZoeRoseBryant But he's just Ken.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

It looks like we’re gonna have a really strong Supporting Actor race this awards season but my argument for Ryan Gosling is that there is genuinely no other actor alive who could’ve played this role & done it justice the way he did and if we don’t honor that what’re we doing here

[Lou @LouNoDear]

False advertising, I went into my Master's like "I wanna know more about what languages were spoken in different countries in the Medieval period :)" and I came out of it unable to define either "language" or "country"

[Nick @nickwritesit]

@quantian1 Well, at least they weren’t warned back in February.

Oh.

Well, at least the trust and safety chief seems to be taking it seriously and surely won’t resign.

Oh.

[Keith @mosheroperandi]

@revhowardarson 🤔

[Quantіan @quantian1]

This gets said a lot, but “This user was suspended for posting child exploitation pictures; but I, the CEO of this website, personally ordered his account restored because I enjoy his content” is literally an admission you would need to torture out of me and all 500 of my lawyers

[Baldur's Gate 3 @baldursgate3]

Hi, Larian’s legal team here. Launch day is nearly upon us.

Have YOUR Baldur’s Gate 3 adventuring plans been thwarted by the forces of obligatory labour?

You may be eligible for Special Dispensation. Give this note to your boss — they’ll understand.

[Aleks @Twooshorten]

@GroundThing @josiahhughes I guess rotting potatoes don't sprout.

[Aleks @Twooshorten]

@linkshund @MrBadTakes @je_police @OwenLJ

[Aleks @Twooshorten]

@bingbongscho @hamishsteele Pretty sure even Disney would rather delay their anniversary movie than try to market a movie based on scab scripts and scab performances.

[Aleks @Twooshorten]

@bingbongscho @hamishsteele Voice actors are also SAG.

[Aleks @Twooshorten]

@nievsyrneh @PerOveE Finner null svenske badehus/badeplasser som er stengt av annet enn vannkvalité, sopp, alger, lekkasje, tekniske problemer eller annet som ikke er i nærheten av din påstand.

[Aleks @Twooshorten]

@ehloanna I can tolerate a lot of stupid shit, but if that icon shows up on my home screen I'm walking into the ocean.

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

lol check out how the "scratch" doesn't extend across the X, because the X is in a black square on top of the background, a 12 year old would be embarrassed to post this on a web forum

[Matt O'Brien @ObsoleteDogma]

NFTs were, no joke, the dumbest bubble in history. Dumber than tulips or even Beanie Babies. They were literally digital receipts that said you alone owned something that everyone did.

It’s so embarrassing that Silicon Valley was pushing these so hard.