Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot

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[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

I want to know what kind of person orders movie theater concessions through doordash, just so I can avoid them.

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

One day people back home will stop asking me about every earthquake and fire in California without knowing how far they are from me. One day.

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

Intense old man energy from me when I realized paperback books at B&N cost 20 dollars now instead of 8.

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

Really unfortunate the lesson some people seem to be learning from recent events is "Being a dickhead is good political strategy"

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

TV and movies had lead me to believe that if you were loud in a city people would scream at you to shut the fuck up. But there's been a dude yelling 'I pray to the lord ooooooeeeeaaa' for about 15 minutes and everyone seems to just be ignoring him.

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

What's that? You voiced an opinion? Well, get ready for me to compare that against everything you've ever publicly said so I can call you a hypocrite buddy.

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

What kind of a dumb ass loses their phone when they steal a car, and then tries to come back and confront the people they stole from to give them their phone?

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

Well, having jets fly over my apartment definitely did not make me like baseball more.

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit.

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

Where's the "I have no money and I'm already voting for you, please stop" response

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

Really feel like if they added "and avoid social situations" to Ora et Labora it could solve the issue of monasteries recruiting young people

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

A friendly reminder: you aren't limited to reading the most recent message a person sends. You can, in fact, scroll up.

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

If all the ice melts, where will the penguins dance?

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

Just another 30 something letting you know a mediocre movie I saw as a child is one of the greatest movies of all time

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

@bigolhumbo You're gonna have to not invite anyone in your family

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

I'm gonna start a petition to officially name the 1.5 speed 'watching a video essayist'

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

No you are not "tripping", that is an emu.

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

"Sure the prose is bad, and the characters are flat, and the dialogue is terrible, and the plot is stupid, but it's an excellent book"

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

Why are the "advertising doesn't work on me" people out in force this week?

[Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot @twooverK]

Eating pimento cheese at a James Taylor concert is a civilized way to spend an evening