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Collapsible heart, light at 6 oz., no hinges, with compartments, travel-sized, good with cats. Available in red, and gold, if you're lucky.

[✽ @twoteaspoon]

Hotelnya di LA kemarin wkwkwkwk
#kawal #daruratdemokrasi

Beverly Wilshire, A Four Seasons Hotel

https://t.co/ZfAw3s7qN5

[✽ @twoteaspoon]

di UK banyak yg ga bisa nyoblos krn kuota abis
Ini tiket coldplay apa pemilu sih pake kuota? Bukankah kita smua punya hak yg sama ya untuk nyoblos? Semuanya dipersulit bgt kynya negara lain nyoblos gada yg ky gn 🤣😂🤣

[Pandji Pragiwaksono @pandji]

Cats be like: Stop being dramatic & go get my dinner.

[Didit Aditia @c0mbra1n]

@KompasTV Jokowi : saya aslinya ada 2

[✽ @twoteaspoon]

I think before discussing further, you should ask yourself is it principally correct to bend laws and change laws to what suits you?

[Mitha Khalifa @mithakhalifa]

@briand_fergie Nih Brie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[✽ @twoteaspoon]

Untung gibran ga kuliah di universitas negeri

[neohistoria Indonesia @neohistoria_id]

Setiap kata hilirisasi muncul, eskalator Stasiun Bekasi terlambat diperbaiki 1 hari.

[Ario Bimo Utomo @ariomazda]

A friendly reminder that sometimes, arguing with certain people is just as pointless as playing chess with a pigeon.

No matter how good you are, the pigeon will just knock the pieces off, shit on the board, and fly away shouting "I won".

[Fahmi @FahmiAgustian]

Pendukung 01, saat debat cawapres pertama, mengakui Cak Imin under perform, dan malah ikut kritik Cak Imin di medsos.

Semalam, dg perform Gibran yg seperti itu, pendukung 02 tetap gk mau kritik Gibran. Atau gk berani?

Memang beda.

[Br @briankhrisna]

Ketika ditanya “kamu sayang aku gak” untuk ke yang 125x di hari yang sama be like

[Warih Aji Pamungkas @WAPamungkas]

Prabowo menyebut Anies profesor dengan nada mengejek. Gibran meremehkan gelar profesor Mahfud. 02 ini pasangan anti-sains & kita semua sudah menonton cukup banyak film untuk tahu bagaimana nasib negara dengan pemerintah yang anti-sains.

[Warih Aji Pamungkas @WAPamungkas]

Gibran mocked Muhaimin for bringing (and reading) notes. What's the problem with having papers and data in your hand during a debate? Does he remember his partner got flamed by Ganjar just because he was well-prepared with a whole binder?

[Margianta S. J. D. @margianta]

"Menghormati masyarakat adat bukan pakai pakaian adat setahun sekali saat 17 Agustus, bukan." (@cakimiNOW) BPJS DOESN'T COVER THAT BURN ☠️🔥

[Nabiyla Risfa Izzati @nabiylarisfa]

Tom Lembong is living rent free in someone head and it shows.

[✽ @twoteaspoon]

@tuww Hahahahah!

[✽ @twoteaspoon]

G for GWS mas gibran

[✽ @twoteaspoon]

Kalau ada yg nanya lagi, akan nyoblos siapa buat pilpres 2024, akan w tanya balik, menurut L? It’s a no brainer 😂

[✽ @twoteaspoon]

I just joined the Huberman Lab Neural Network Newsletter https://t.co/kSEorRkTV1 via @hubermanlab

Best thing ever, can someone give him a medal?