tip for christians that converted to islam and are stuck with a cross, change the symbol of the disbelief to be a symbol of belief, and may allah grant you the reward.
before: after:
@narendramodi we are not waiting greetings from a man who drinks the piss of cows and worships them instead of allah, keep going down the feet of netenyahu like a good little dog
@Interraciarb استغفرالله العظيم know that one day you will meet your lord and will be returned to the most painful punishment, not able to go out of it
“Two left hands for Allah? Lmao okay. But your boy Jesus got TWO fake-ass genealogies that completely contradict each other — Matthew says he’s from Solomon’s line, Luke says nah, different grandpa, different bloodline. Bro can’t even get his own family tree right but we’re supposed to believe he’s God? 😂
‘This generation won’t pass till the world ends’ — said it 2000 years ago, still waiting on that apocalypse, virgin birth rip-off from pagan gods, and a resurrection story with four different endings. Paul straight-up invented half this shit without ever meeting the dude.
Your whole religion is a fanfic remix of older myths with plot holes everywhere, but sure, keep mocking convenient revelations while your God dies on a stick then ghost-writes bad sequels. Glass house full of splinters, babe.”