Tyler W Schultz

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

#letsgokomets

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

@EricHeatEsparza Man, there's many variables to that. Pre/post DLC era, amount of post game content, etc. etc. But I agree with the general consensus. Definitely depends on the game.

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

@EricHeatEsparza Ridiculous

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

Don't forget to "spring forward" this Sunday morning kids. I'm personally excited an absolutely useless practice will be ensuring I go to work in darkness for awhile longer.

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

Used all the fuel in a Bic lighter without losing it or getting it stolen. 2018 is going to be my year.

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

The worst part of winter is having to scrape your car window clean.

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

Grocery shopping on Saturday mornings is why I have no faith in humanity.

[BrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan]

The Lawrence Arms announce "greatest hits for a band without hits" LP (with unreleased tracks) and a tour https://t.co/xAJRY0mPfn

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

It counts all the parts, or else it gets the hose again. 😑

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

@neonxwitch "Sounds like someone is having a case of the Monday's."

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

I hate nights before a fight.

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

TMW an interview is going really, really well then the interviewer says "If you don't get this, there'll be more opportunities soon" 😐😰😔

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

I've infiltrated the Whole Foods in Albany, NY. I'm pretty sure it's the main hive of basic white girls.

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

@wendtwandering Always

[Brendan Kelly: Juggalo @badsandwich]

those parties on the moon are terrible. No atmosphere.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(781): Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?

[Liz Peters @LIZbosuxPETERZ]

If anyone is interested in some discounted VIP Riot Fest tickets, please let me know. Payment plan is a possibility if trustworthy.

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

@neonxwitch Me too. Seriously the best.

[Tyler W Schultz @twschultz138]

Things I learned:
I would marry Rihanna, Ariana Grande is ok, fuck Drake, and the Suicide Squad soundtrack is pretty solid.