T. Wayne Scolpini II

NYY-NYR-NYK-DAL⭐️. Teacher. The pyramids were built using WIFI. Salute to @JuJuGotti . *all thoughts and tweets are mine, no matter how unfunny they are.

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

Absolute fucking loser. This would be Joffrey Baratheon if he ever grew up.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "I have it in my notes that I'm supposed to take questions from CNN and Politico. Anyone from CNN or Politico here? No? Ok"

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

@SiClancy @__ChrisCote I expect this report tomorrow… actually, let Tuesday Chris handle it.

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

It feels like the @RaysBaseball are 155-0

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

Christopher…. Go OFF my guy! He hits it right on the head here.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

WOW had no idea Chris Simms had it in him like this 🔥….no lies detected

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

@DavidPSamson It’s the only way this loser can gain clicks and follows. Off the back of Dan and Meadowlark

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

This is, without a shadow of a doubt, the WORST idea that they could do for this game….

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

@gregcote @MiamiHerald Thank you Greg! Thank you Greg!

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

Y’all wanna see a dead body??? Dave is parking his car in everybody’s garage!

[Dave Dameshek @Dameshek]

@SherwoodStrauss fwiw, ES, today’s DLS was hosted by a Muslim black man, produced by a black man & featured a white woman, a Cuban guy & two Jews

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

@TipOfTheBanana Double stuff is the size of what regular Oreos were 10-15 years ago. They’ve been slowly removing the stuff from us.

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

@nabisco …. What do you have to say for yourself???!!!!

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

Double Stuf Oreos aren't double stuffed. A high school math teacher in Queensbury, New York had his class weigh 10 of each kind, then weigh the plain wafers separately and subtract them out. Double Stuf came in at 1.86 times the filling of a regular Oreo. Mega Stuf came in at 2.68.

Nabisco said the recipe calls for double the creme and they weren't familiar with what happened in the classroom. Insider ran the same test later and got about the same number.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

To me X is DMX and AI is Allen Iverson.

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

@pablofindsout @DarthAmin Cant change now. That’s his lucky Pulitzer winning headset….

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

More like Mariska Hargi-slay… amiright?

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

And if course, a solo moment for our #Emmys host Mariska Hargitay ❤️

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

And if course, a solo moment for our #Emmys host Mariska Hargitay ❤️

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

@FinsXtra @PFF @__ChrisCote

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

This guy looks like a picture in a magazine at the barber shop in a mall when your mom tells you to tell the barber what number haircut you want…..

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

"It's really a moment for me to share with my family"

Mitch Voit says he's "incredibly proud" to be able to share the moment with his family after he was named the Mets' Player Development Player of the Year:

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

Only four AL teams have played better than .600 baseball since July 27.

All of them are in the East.

Rays, 28-16
Yankees, 27-17
Blue Jays, 27-17
Red Sox, 28-18

@MLBNetwork @Sportsnet @FAN590

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

He’s an amazing writer (outside the trade Marino article) and an even more amazing man and entertainer.
In the famous words of Greg, and only Greg,
“It’s been a looooovely cruise”
Nice chatting with ya!

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

As a young man wanting to become a sports journalist, living in NY, I grew up reading ALOT of newspapers. The NYT, Daily News, The Post, you name it. I may have been the only person that sought out the Miami Herald.

[T. Wayne Scolpini II @twscolpini]

NY papers helped me fall in love with sports but @gregcote and @LeBatardShow helped me love reading and writing about them. It’s a shame what’s happened to newspapers. It’s a shame what’s happened to Greg.