Stanton Panter

Crazy in love with Miss Trixie. Ate 2 superscoopers in Marion OH (16 scoops + 2 bananas) to get for free. Owned by wiener dogs.

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

Delicious. Still no small market World Series since 2015.

[Dan Zaksheske @RealDanZak]

I asked President Trump about MLB owners pushing for a salary cap.

Trump: “If you don’t have a salary cap, you don’t have a sport.”

“They had a chance to implement one a long time ago but they blew it.”

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

@gerardtbaker Just because you have the same first name as our greatest living President Gerald R Ford does not mean you can school a man who drives a fully loaded Taurus

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

@Crazymoments01 You’re nothing but AI

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

@EricLDaugh @indepndt4eva i thought that had to be AI

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

The current value of your loan in dollars 10 years ago is less than $6,200 at 3.5%. If the original amount had been invested at 8% it would be over $18,000 now. If all you’re doing is considering a loan in economic terms you could have come out pretty well bot. If you spent it to get a low income job and you hate your job, then you’re the one who made a dumb mistake

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

You don’t have much credibility on these kind of statements sir

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing—I would have turned him in myself and led the call for justice for his crimes, not sweetheart deals.

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

As I think about the annual suffering that the draft brings I can’t get this horror out of my mind

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Can’t wait for the Browns to pass on Carnell Tate for a lineman and an additional 5th round pick

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

Why is no one talking about Zach Werenski? Jack Hughes deserves the credit but this was a duo and Werenski did the work!

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

In the Miracle movie about the 1980 USA Olympic Hockey Team starring Kurt Russell, the last player cut from the team was a guy named Jack Hughes.

46 years later another guy named Jack Hughes scores the gold medal winning goal at the Olympics to beat Canada.

Real life beats Hollywood every time.

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

Only 14%. Tell me what an unacceptable number is? How stupid

[Camilo Montoya-Galvez @camiloreports]

CBS News Exclusive: An internal DHS document shows that less than 14% of nearly 400,000 individuals arrested by ICE in President Trump's first year back in power had violent criminal records.

It's the most detailed look yet at who ICE has arrested.
https://t.co/zMt5Y2vfCJ

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

I am about 75% through a data analytics masters degree at Georgia Tech. About 2 years ago I realized it was a waste of time to finish the last 25% because what I had left was basically just coding classes—technically not but you need to be skilled on Python to get through them. I found even then that I could perform all the required tasks by having AI write the code. But schools are so stubborn or maybe just dumb, so you cannot use AI to any meaningful degree, their Luddite refusal to update their program is like law schools requiring you to take 25% of your classes in Latin

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

You are the best man. We were lucky enough to see you at the La Jolla Comedy house a few years ago

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

I appreciate the support, however, I never made these statements and I did not sell the bourbon company, and I certainly would never brag about monies.
It is a false quote.

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

Hey dipshit—do you think the officer was looking at it in slow motion? Do you think he knew which way she would go as she started with him right in front of her. So fucking stupid

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

THE WHEELS ARE FULLY TURNED AWAY FROM THE OFFICER.

Watch in SLOW MO.
No intention IMO to hit anyone.
Sole intention based on wheel/steering wheel to LEAVE the scene

NOT A THREAT.
Look at the wheel.

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

I’ve said for awhile I think it was the drive against Penn State to seal the win in ‘24 that got this into his head

[Ohio Divided @BuckeyeNatty]

That 12-minute, 20-play, 81-yard drive vs Michigan broke Ryan Day’s brain

He thought he could replicate it against anyone, anytime

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

Get your ass in the gym you old fool. Maybe that will help you get some mental clarity

[John Kasich @JohnKasich]

Let's be clear - Maduro is a very bad guy. But does it justify direct military intervention in Venezuela by the United States? There are new precedents being established here that could be used against us someday.

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

Yessir! As Mike Tomlinson says: “ that’s why I go to Columbus Ohio,”

[Tony Grossi @TonyGrossi]

Don't pass OSU receivers.

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

Actually first reported by Herbert

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

Gee I wonder who’s the unnamed source of all this stink?

[Official Ohio State DG @DylanEveryday]

Props to @JamesYoder for calling out all the miscreants within the Michigan program & time to clean house

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

@Milajoy Got em all

[Stanton Panter @twuckeye]

@DirtRoadSuccess @ATRightMovies And finally a winner