🫀Fair enough🫀

Just living life with my wife @living_DEDgirl 🖤

[🫀Fair enough🫀 @tx_hombre]

Them: Twitter is fake who cares, none of this is real….
Us: We’re getting married this weekend

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Vegas Sphere is gonna be giving some kids nightmares

[Spaced Oddity 🪐 @living_DEDgirl]

I genuinely didn’t realize how hard it is for a white man to end up in prison until I watched my ex husband rack up felony after felony and he’s still just walking free, committing crimes daily. Fuck this country, man.

[Spaced Oddity 🪐 @living_DEDgirl]

Nick Cannon is a menace

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

laughing like fools in bed together is a love language.

[🫀Fair enough🫀 @tx_hombre]

@living_DEDgirl

[Spaced Oddity 🪐 @living_DEDgirl]

Talking my husband into a vasectomy: $1600

Finding out I need a hysterectomy 2 weeks later: priceless

[🫀Fair enough🫀 @tx_hombre]

I still like to consider myself a tough guy even though I love Hallmark stores

[Halloween Countdown @HalloweenCounts]

100 Days Until #Halloween 🎃

[cigarettes after sex lyric bot @cigslyricbot]

knowing that I love you, and running my fingers through your hair

[🫀Fair enough🫀 @tx_hombre]

@living_DEDgirl 😒

[Spaced Oddity 🪐 @living_DEDgirl]

Are you also convinced you can hear spinal fluid moving in your neck or are you normal?

[🫀Fair enough🫀 @tx_hombre]

@living_DEDgirl And….nothing darlin

[🫀Fair enough🫀 @tx_hombre]

Me: What are you doing?
Wife: Reading about dead bird symbols…

[Spaced Oddity 🪐 @living_DEDgirl]

Is the collapse of the housing market too much to ask???

[🫀Fair enough🫀 @tx_hombre]

@living_DEDgirl

[Spaced Oddity 🪐 @living_DEDgirl]

Me: *opening the door for my husband who is carrying armloads full of take out*
My husband: “Omg you’re such a gentleman! Chivalry is not dead!”

[🫀Fair enough🫀 @tx_hombre]

@living_DEDgirl 💀💀💀💀