toby ⋆

andrew dismukes gay!!!

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[\ @backkslashh]

i never realized that blue is for boy and gink is for girl because they both start with the same letter

[D’brickshaw Ferguson @Dbrickshaw69420]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[blanco @beerdefeater]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

.#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[🇬🇩 @OhCoco]

The way Panera fell off needs to be studied. They almost made a comeback with that drink that was killing people.

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[birdie @asifoncue]

Texting your depressed friend always keeps U on your toes

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

While googling Fetty Wap age I found myself emotionally moved by his pure glee

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

in high school when my parents found out i smoked weed my dad was very angry and my mom said to him “well, he does skateboard”

[dolltofall @dolltofall]

have been giggling about this infographic from group therapy for the last hour

[heather @heatherjaykay]

Chills.

[clown baby @clownbusting]

goodwill manager just walked in on me naked and vaping #lawsuit

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Individual getting sucked off loudly in theater @AMCTheatres

[matt 🛝 @aut0mattick]

Just saw a girl wearing an “antisocial social club” shirt holding hands with a guy wearing twenty one pilots merch

[🌸 cat 🌸 is playing spider-man 2! @catherinespaws]

the leopards will eat your face too man

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scotlands sweetheart 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @humphriezz]

Giving up your chance with a hot girl in the hopes you make a few guys on twitter giggle is gayer than gay sex

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

how it feels to spend more than $5