Hayes

better in person. allegedly.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

To the Microsoft employees desperately trying to bring Outlook back online, please don’t push yourselves too hard. Your health matters more than any deadline. Take a long weekend, relax, and come back Monday feeling refreshed. You’ve worked hard enough this week, and I promise those 400 unread emails aren’t going anywhere.

[Fajr Malik @FajrEMalik]

microsoft outlook down in the middle of the work day

[The Assembly @InTheAssembly]

BREAKING: California voters just passed Prop 37. Buyers of newly built homes can now put down 3% instead of 20%.

How: the state lends you the other 17% as a second mortgage, funded by up to $25 billion in bonds.

On an $800,000 home that's $24,000 down instead of $160,000.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It’s getting dark at 4pm again

[GhettoGronk @GhettoGronk]

Me pushing 30 in a full Halloween costume walking past a group of kids trick-or-treating

[CousinShane @SECcousinShane]

When the wife hears me crack open my first game day beer….

[Stoolies Page @Stooliespage]

Me trying to watch college football and Trick-or-Treaters keep ringing the door bell #HappyHalloween2026

[Hayes @txhayes]

🍿

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Trying to figure out which college football team is good

[Hayes @txhayes]

LFG!

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Me showing this tweet to my wife

[Hayes @txhayes]

@JakeSucky @its_nadaaa

[Jake Lucky @JakeSucky]

WE ARE GIVING AWAY AN EXCLUSIVE framed case with every single Call of Duty Modern Warfare title ever made

Just Like, RT, Follow, and Reply to Enter

Attendees to the CoD MW4 Launch event will have additional entries. Good luck

[Hayes @txhayes]

@LAThieves

[BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger]

Chipotle has a huge locker room issue on their hands

[Barstool Longhorn @UTBarstool]

How it feels to watch this game

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

Minnesota beat Michigan earlier today, and this might the best postgame locker room video I've ever seen 😲�

[Hayes @txhayes]

💀

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

Colin Simmons when his teammates told him you can’t whip your dick out on ABC.

[Hayes @txhayes]

@Di3seL

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Legs fell asleep on the toilet this morning

[Cutter Whitley @iamcutterbutter]

A recap of Texas vs Ohio State