tommyt

can i get a fuckin uhhhhhhhh

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

how good is to have best friends <3 shoutout to mine <3

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

finn and jake are always gonna be the dudes… it’s kinda their thing

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

siri how do you say placenta in japanese

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

everytime i’m about the kill
myself the tarzan soundtrack grants me atleast 3 months of life

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

what they putting in the kewpie to make it so good?

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

another fucking day mourning the loss of the chicken legend

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

doing a big van morrison thing atm don’t text

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

begging my taxi driver to play greta van fleet and collapsing in floods of tears screaming I CANT BELIEVE IT whilst he softly whispers it’s ok habibi

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

you see distant fire and billowing smoke from your window
you get a text from me: Bro the citadel

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Men used to go to war. Now they
just go to the corner store to buy cigarettes. But we never stopped fighting. The wars just moved from a battlefield to the inside of our heads…

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

1 month until ally time!!!!!!!!

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

yea babe can you come pick me up? the white boy in the tommy bahama shirt has put simon and garfunkel on the aux

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

They just kicked me out of steely Dan club for being a crestfallen soul

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

i would like to go on record and say i am so happy and so in love and so lucky <3 i’m so glad to be alive <3

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

ma... pa... i done swallered a lil lego feller... and i ain't feelin so good

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

soNic.. :)

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

anyone selling 1 ticket for the 1975 in manchester tonight 🥹

[tommyt @txmtaylor]

i want to see puss in boots so bad