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[txusito @txusit0]

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[Pentagon Pizza Report @PenPizzaReport]

The closest Dominos to the Pentagon is reporting very high traffic.

Freddies Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is reporting low traffic.

As of 5:25pm ET

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

the great thing about AI is that everyone seems to think "well it gets things wrong in my area of expertise but its so good for everything else"

[tay.. #5INNER @TAYVI4T0R]

something about the martian being about the entire world saving one man and phm being about one man saving the entire world 🚬🚬

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.”

CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something.”

[Peppers | Aroace Grace Truther @PinchofPeppers]

I love how the Project Hail Mary book elaborates on the science that the movie didn't have time to delve into, but the movie elaborates on the emotional connection/impact by showing Rocky and Grace's friendship and Grace's connection to Earth via wardrobe, sets, and music

[Joan Anton Català Amigó @estelsiplanetes]

Els 4 tripulants d'Artemis II són rebuts per Trump... i no obren la boca en cap moment.
El president no els fa cap pregunta ni els convida a parlar.
I fa broma dient que potser voldrà anar-hi ell, a l'espai, perquè físicament està en perfectes condicions (!).

Recordem que Trump va presentar, l'any passat, una proposta per reduir en quasi la meitat el pressupost de la NASA (proposta que va ser rebutjada pel Congrés), i enguany vol presentar-ne una altra amb una reducció del 25%.

https://t.co/OvvtzdzZp8

[jan @donostistanbul]

Mira que soy antimonárquico y estoy de acuerdo con lo que se le hizo a los Borbones en Francia y a los Romanov en Rusia etc. Pero hay que ser humanos también. Obligarle a una persona a ir a Getafe durante 4 años me parece demasiado.

[sahara 📡 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🪐 @sahararelic]

It’s lazy foreshadowing that the Earth has a twin sister planet cooked by greenhouse gases and acid rain

[Roldier 🇪🇸 @Roldier]

-Oye, ya no se puede encontrar este manga ni pagando.
-Ah, pues te jodes.
-Entonces desaparece una obra porque nadie le saca rentabilidad.
-Pues te jodes.
-Bueno pues la subo yo gratis y la traduzco.
-Pues te jo... DELITO CONTRA LA CULTURA.

[b a f u @xbafuu]

alguien sabe cuando puedo pedir el paro

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

LinkedIn is enriching uranium

[Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!) @TrashPanda08x]

Notice how they're not killing the journalist:

Israel: 0
Gorillas: 1

[alice 🩶 @_petalite]

hey so can we not murder the iss and instead like just leave her out there and let future humans with the needed tech put her in a museum? kinda fucked up to crash her into the ocean

[NASA @NASA]

HOME.

The Artemis II crew has arrived back on Earth, ending a nearly 10-day journey around the Moon. The trip took them farther into space than humans have ever gone before, and now they're safely home with us.

https://t.co/XmDQwNlCPR

[chesa @alanchesa95]

se cancela la tercera guerra mundial

kim jong-un sin datos yendo al búnker:

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump is taking a somewhat unique approach in his quest for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Artemis II crew watching Earth blow up because boomers love oil more than other people

[the meji @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[jv @eIeven]

i just remembered i entered my name in to be taken with artemis ii so my name is in a usb drive up there on its way to the moon omg

[NASA @NASA]

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.