Tyler

Someone once told me my face looks like it's being pressed against glass at all times

[jake paul getty @_jstwhore]

sometimes a family is evil cocaine dad, hologram mommy, a loose monitor lizard, and nathan fielder

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud

NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?

WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[Tyler @tybabb]

@briangaar 🖕

[Tyler @tybabb]

Oh! This sucks a lot!

[mike @avadanielsbf]

YOU’RE BAD YOUR ACTING’S ASS AND YOU’RE BEING OUTPERFORMED BY A DEAD CORPSE MAMA

[Marshal Knight @Marshal_Knight]

“And we’d especially like to thank our AMC A-Listers”

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

i’m such an awful texter but we shouldn’t be this accessible anyway but the price of community is inconvenience and discomfort but

[kie @criminalplaza]

frame this

[⌐╦ᡁ─ 𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖞𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 ⌖ @angelemissary_]

seroquel works because you can't be bipolar if you're asleep

[portal cavalo branco de twin peaks @vvvictoooor]

bom dia kayla de hacks personagem mais engraçada da atualidade

[Tyler @tybabb]

*me watching Bad Bunny, one of the hottest men alive, be sexier than ever performing the Super Bowl halftime show*

"but how are the 401(k)s doing, historically speaking?"

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump reacts to Bad Bunny's historic #SuperBowl Halftime Show:

“It makes no sense, is an affront to the Greatness of America, and doesn't represent our standards of Success, Creativity, or Excellence. Nobody understands a word this guy is saying, and the dancing is disgusting.”

[Brandon Donlon Updates @DonlonUpdates]

@DIGWOMANNN Mothervieve’s blindside of Kishan drove Linda Liddle to madness

[hag lover @keeshfests]

the concept of Jimmy Fallon taking away someone’s vote with a Billie Eillish boomerang idol… #Survivor

[rose💫 @wexlervgoodman]

the concept of a random scene of a woman digging around a recycling dumpster in albuquerque being more vibrant and visually striking than jon m chu’s modern interpretation of one of the most colorful films ever made

[zach @zachbreechen]

everything started going downhill from here

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

(watching the conditions that created world war 2 appear again as the global climate collapses) i should go to grad school

[Visit Indy @VisitIndy]

Congratulations to Bottleworks Hotel for being voted the #1 Boutique Hotel in the COUNTRY by USA Today @10Best Readers’ Choice Awards! 🎉
https://t.co/y4tHIDz8ND

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

It’s not a permanent solution to our problems but I do think something will heal once Valerie Cherish meets the Rizzler.

[jay @kendallhosseini]

do not fuck with me