Mike

[Mike @tyeson101]

Top 10 Running Backs in the NFL https://t.co/zF45Oa42rD via @YouTube I made this video when I was 11 years old, where’s my check?

[Mike @tyeson101]

just saw some dude take a 14 second pull of V8 juice. someone get this maniac in the octagon stat

[Mike @tyeson101]

@gk_mudbone tyrants make moves, nuff said

[Mike @tyeson101]

if I ever hold any legislative power in this country eating Doritos in a library will be a god damn felony

[Mike @tyeson101]

haven’t tweeted in a very long time, but for the umpteenth time fuck Jake Elliot

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER. BOWL. CHAMPIONS.

#FlyEaglesFly

[Mike @tyeson101]

Left my gmail signed into a classroom laptop one day after a high school bio class, just found this email sent to my bio teacher.. #finessed

[Mike @tyeson101]

Tony Romo is absolutely changing the announcer game rn, already cracked a Demi lovato joke and it's only the 2nd quarter

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Double chins are a good thing when you're a hippo! Fiona is up to 227 pounds today! #teamfiona

[Mike @tyeson101]

Internal dilemma: is me lowkey developing an intolerance to lactose this week

[Mike @tyeson101]

@colin_w_ @SoDamnTrue @garrettszeto

[Mike @tyeson101]

Just purchased a slim jim and a red bull at a highway rest stop, someone please clock me in the face asap

[Mike @tyeson101]

@gk_mudbone bro you know if the temps in the 55-65 range you gotta make it happen

[Mike @tyeson101]

If long sleeve t-shirts and shorts were in a relationship that'd be the greatest god damn relationship out there #iconicduo

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Meet Kuyu. He was trapped in a well for 10 days. Rescued yesterday using a device designed by a local robotics team. 14/10 for all involved

[Mike @tyeson101]

I straight up have the attention span of a notoriously erratic baboon

[Mike @tyeson101]

After a day of deep ponder, greatest tv romance = Zoey brooks and chase matthews. Jim and Pam close second, deal with it

[Mike @tyeson101]

Lowkey top thing on my bucket list, discover why children from the ages of 4-12 love iPads and Minecraft so much

[Mike @tyeson101]

I've never quoted a tweet before, but this video is the definition of iconic https://t.co/shsVL9MAFe