Naked Tarian™️

Alleged Autistic Patriot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 Lvl 3 NVQ from the Naked Martin Hustlers University #NMHU

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

Vape’s packed it in, severe case of chilly willy and can’t think of a T word for Thursday but Naked Tarian™️ don’t quit 👊🏻🥶🇬🇧 #patriot

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

@lordjord30 Ye know it Jord!😂👍🏻 #frankfurtersout

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

Hull City will absolutely smash it later so am pulling an all day patriotic Saturday as Naked Tarian™️ NO SURRENDER 👊🏻🇬🇧🥳 #mauled #hcafc

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

Ah Tha mushy post is the most embarrassing thing I’ve slung on here

Genuinely rather of done Marty’s pooey dance from yesterday 🤡

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

Mad that I’d have a bigger piece than Maradona if I dropped a few kgs 😂😂😂

[Samer @Samer_1967]

Hun direction

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

@nakedmartin_uk Pooey shuffle and a wiggle hahaha yes Marty boy 👌🏻

[Naked Martin Official @nakedmartin_uk]

A little poo 💩 dance in the rain ☔️ 🕺🏻

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

Excuse the soft boozy rant eh weren’t sure taking after naked Martin was the right move but seeing the support for naked Tarian is elite so just saying I massively appreciate it ❤️❤️❤️

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

@realseanslater Instantly regretted asking but that’s a sound one haha 🥳🥳🥳

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

Full eh booze and a bollock naked walk home haha GET THA FRIDAY FEELING YE PRICKS 👊🏻😎

Drop ye emoji recommendations for me Corey best ones getting used going forward

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

Should I pin my most liked naked Tarian or leave em as is? Fear the old sausage might be a bit of a jump scare see 😂😂😂

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

I ain’t forgot just having a cheeky few in the pub! I’ll take a Naked Tarian pic on the walk home and sling on here

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

What a odd man

Not a full picnic myself but Christ Mikey

[Third @thirdmetax]

Michael Owen admits he never tells his kids he loves them

“I never ever tell my kids I love them, but they’re the dearest things in the world. I don’t say anything like that. I just assume my actions would show them that I love them. It’s a bad thing”

“Why do you think that is?”

“I think most of us are like that.

Interviewer: “It’s not a good thing, it’s not healthy.”

“But if you say it all the time, does it mean anything? Kissing your kid, sending them to school, well done, no matter what they do you just keep saying well done, and if they do rubbish, oh you’re trying awfully hard. No, I like tough love”

“I’m not trying to condone it, cause I would love to be a bit soft. I think it comes with age as well, you get better when you’re old, you’ve got time to think a bit more and you realise the true meaning of things. I’m definitely getting softer, but still not soft enough to say something like that”

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

Celebrate Tallywhacker Thursday like a proper British Patriot 🇬🇧😂 #chilly

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

5 likes on Naked Tarian™️ absolutely buzzing it’s finally catching on a little

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

@lordjord30 Actually a shout that is👌🏻😂

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

Vape’s packed it in, severe case of chilly willy and can’t think of a T word for Thursday but Naked Tarian™️ don’t quit 👊🏻🥶🇬🇧 #patriot

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

Finishing at 3👌🏻forecast says expect a high chance of sausage from tazzy boy

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

Might do daily drops like Martin does or just stick to Willy Wednesday?🤔 lmk

[Naked Tarian™️ @tyewx200]

@stellycrawf #patriot