Ty Hilkert

[Ty Hilkert @tyinsf]

@Acyn Why didn't Trump wear a military uniform? Oh. Bone spurs. That's right. He was too much of a coward to fight when it was his turn

[Ty Hilkert @tyinsf]

@realDonaldTrump Reagan is turning over in his grave, you shameful corrupt selfish sellout to Russia. Maybe this will shock the Republicans out of their stupor

[Ty Hilkert @tyinsf]

@elonmusk Free speech? Like xitter censoring a PBS news article? Seek help, Elon. You're losing it

[Ty Hilkert @tyinsf]

@Rafaelguttiere1 Only ONE D9 candidate for supe supports the vending ban on Mission. Only one. Trevor something. https://t.co/WePKjCzU8W

[Ty Hilkert @tyinsf]

@billmaher Bill, the guy yelling "yeah!" at every opportunity and laughing too loud is driving me nuts. He was gone for a while, but he's back this week. It's so annoying, like a bad laugh track. Please move him away from the mic or tell him to tone it down or something.

[Ty Hilkert @tyinsf]

@RealTimers For the love of god, shut up the paid guy in the audience who whoops and hollers after every line. It's worse than the laughtrack to a sitcom. It's so fake. At least put the mic somewhere far away from him.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Reinstate former President Trump

[Mosquito Capital @MosquitoCapital]

I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?"

As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.

[Ty Hilkert @tyinsf]

@americamag Inherent contradictions like virgin birth and life after death make more sense in a language you don't understand

[Ty Hilkert @tyinsf]

@MarkLRuffalo Freud sat out of sight of the patient. With telemedicine he could have switched off the camera and had REAL analytic incognito! /s

[Ty Hilkert @tyinsf]

@weatherchannel You're missing a piece in your storm damage coverage. Barrier islands move. They don't hold still. Rip rap, walls, and beach replenishment don't do much.

[Ty Hilkert @tyinsf]

@antonnewcombe My favorite singer. Harmonies that give me the chills. RIP

[Val Demings @valdemings]

This one’s real.

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

MAGA Republicans want women arrested for having an abortion. This is what that looks like.

#LockHerUp

[Ty Hilkert @tyinsf]

@PKanagaratnam Oh no! 8 hours in the ER sounds like torture. Feel better soon!

[Ty Hilkert @tyinsf]

@AbermanLynn @DalaiLama Hahaha. I don't think you're likely to convert many Buddhists.

[Ty Hilkert @tyinsf]

@ShannonSevigny For DSPS, staying on the same schedule with at most one "cheat" night per week to go out with friends made my problem (barely) manageable.

And really radical. I lived briefly without electricity (group house, deadbeat roommate didn;t pay the bill). Totally fixed me.

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

Great news for Jeffrey Dahmer!

[StrictlyRockers 🇺🇦🌻 @christoq]

Surf photographer Dave Nelson got a video of a seal chasing after a ball with his dog on the beach in Santa Cruz.

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Personal items were found in the basement storage room alongside the classified documents: