Tyjen

I’m not here (much). Mom to 2x🐈 + 👧🏻& 👶🏻 #GeriatricMillennial. #CareJustice. Personal account, opinions are my own.

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“Lost by a whisker…” of a cat that was eaten by an illegal immigrant?? #Debate2024

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@LipstickEcon Ahh this is how I find out! Congrats 🐣

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@TheIZA_420 @roywoodjr D’Angelo Jesus is best Jesus.

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Is this a limited series? #Debates2024

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The White Lotus (season 2) > Triangle of Sadness > The Menu >>>>> Infinity Pool

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It’s been a week: baby had hand foot and mouth; it was the kid’s last day of prek so lots of feelings there (and ironically, also my last working day at my job). And it’s a week until my birthday, no less! #allthebad

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Update: it did work though! Unlike those other apps 👀

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Registering for @OSTP_DCPS after school programming is giving me flashbacks to every single DCPS website form/application that times out or is inexplicably broke. #workingmother #childcareinamerica

[Kate Bahn @LipstickEcon]

To be clear: tech is developed to sell to companies who will choose them if they are cheaper than labor, even if the tech is much worse at doing 'the thing' than workers. They will do so at cost to their revenue as long as their profit *rates* are still higher.

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The cycle of illness has begun in the fam again…think it’s been exactly a month since baby had her first daycare cold? We’ve come full circle ⭕️ #kidsarealwaysgettingsick

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@LipstickEcon Facts

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So true, I’m a walking corpse 🧟‍♀️ #DaylightSavingTime

[Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen]

Is there an explanation for why Daylight Savings hit everyone I know like a semi this year

(I'm talking more than usual, more than I can ever remember)

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The best way to pee is to poop first. - my 5-year-old #wisdomoftheday #parentingtips

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First few weeks back on the job after maternity leave and I finished some work while holding my baby—who was taking a dump (in her diaper). Dad’s on his leave but was taking older sibling to school. Multitasking 🏆 💩 #workingfromhome #PaidLeaveForAll

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Forgot how much if the #newborn phase is helping your baby 💩 because they can’t figure out how their butt works 😵‍💫 and that’s basically the day

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I just ate three breakfast pastries; my kid’s school is on lockdown due to a neighboring bomb threat; I’m giving birth on Friday. 🤯

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I don’t know who was more excited about the first day of school—kid or me (probably me). But alas it didn’t happen because she woke up with a fever and a sore throat 😫. Not Covid or strep so we’ll take 2 🎬 tomorrow. #notfirstdayofschool #doover

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Wealth is the Missing Piece, by @annehelen https://t.co/wur0rAcguf

[DC Paid Family Leave @DCPaidLeave]

While we wish the council had made #pfml benefits retroactive, we’re still very excited that benefits will be set at 12/12/12 weeks later this year! Expanded benefits will be available starting in October, NOT July. Read more at: https://t.co/nJ8EHzoQTf