tylarborenstein

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

Fingers are forks that I grew myself

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

You’re literally 5’6

[Marty Muzik @3420nodeals]

fuck

[scrappy doo @lilchlomo]

Extreme makeover home edition would have taken one look at my razor scooter and been like this girl would LOVE a Tony hawk themed room

[scrappy doo @lilchlomo]

🤢🤮🤢🤢 💕🤩💛💋🌈
🤢men🤮🤮 😍✨mens ❤️🌸
🤮🤮🤢🤢 🦄💕deodorant🧚‍♀️
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[scrappy doo @lilchlomo]

I’d let her ruin my life😩

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

Kony 2012 but the numbers were actually 2021

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

If you pick Mario or Luigi in ANY Mario game you have a god complex

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

Just gonna say it
human shrek ... hot

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

Thank you for your prayers

[Kenzie John @KenzieJohn1]

@tylarborenstein Praying for you 😔✊🏼

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

My uncle just got diagnosed with brachiosaurus

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

Dont be afraid of the COVID vaccine if you’ve eaten the six flags funnel cake

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

The government doesn’t want u to know that when u take DayQuil and NyQuil together you’ll become limitless

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

My doctor said I was looking at day mode Twitter too much...

[scrappy doo @lilchlomo]

16 year old me on the train to lolla with whiskey I stole from my family in a water bottle

[scrappy doo @lilchlomo]

I’m not sad I’m just microdosing happiness

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

My final meal on this earth better be some mf soup

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

If you didn’t know Matthew Morrison is the devil

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

Glee is cursed BECAUSE of Matthew Morrison like tell me I’m wrong

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

LawRENce is good at PIAno

[tylarborenstein @tylarborenstein]

May God smite me now if I’ve already peaked