Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
@Joeyboombotts @Movies_analyst This movie perfectly displays how capitalism is unsustainable and screws everyone except the wealthy elite. I'm sure you'd say I'm a communist liberal, but I love this movie. Especially when he offs the fascist Nazi character, who would definitely be a trump supporter today
@teachermom19681@KyleClark@drodvik52 He ran a pretty good campaign as a Democrat after we've had some bad govs, and the Republican he was up against fucking sucks. But it turns out he's a libertarian with all sorts of messed up views and opinions
@downbadcomment Why does cheating mean, now you owe me all your money? If someone cheats on you, say F off and move on. Been there as the one who was cheated on. Doesn't mean the person now owes me anything, weird af
@hutchinson We're gonna watch AOC be the best and most popular candidate in 2028, and the dnc will totally ratfuck her just like Bernie and put up Newsome. And maybe he'll barely squeak out a win, when we could have had AOC in the biggest god damn landslide in history
@JustTheTweets17 Glad a lot of you are finally coming around, but how none of you came to this conclusion within the first few minutes like the rest of us, is mind boggling. You were for sure in a cult, I'm glad you're getting out