Tyler Edwards

that’s showbiz, baby

[Tyler Edwards @tyler2edwards]

@bryan_johnson Bro this shit is so silly. Congrats on the sex, congrats on pleasuring your partner. These are wonderful things. But turning everything into a science excitement? You’ve sucked the joy out of the magical, beautiful chaos of life. Everyone dies bro. Just chill out

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@duncanstives @qrimeCapital @openclaw The edamame? Do you live under a rock?

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@wesruckerTBA @volunteertroll UT wore orange at MSU during their blackout

[Tyler Edwards @tyler2edwards]

@ChipotleTweets do you deduct money from your employees’ paychecks based on how much they scoop into customers’ bowls?

[Tyler Edwards @tyler2edwards]

@ChampagneTommy_ You just don’t know ball

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@BarstoolPU Player of the year still airballing free throws😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Tyler Edwards @tyler2edwards]

@BarstoolTenn When a team fucking shoots 22 more free throws than you, yeah they’re gonna win by at least 6. So fucked. Can’t even breathe on that fucking tall guy without it being a foul

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Man I hate Miami

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Spotify why are you trying to do the TikTok interface too

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HBO wedding episodes never fucking miss

[Tyler Edwards @tyler2edwards]

@MateoSundberg Something to sit against while reading/drinking tea/watching a move. Something to grab onto when, uh, you know, doing aerobics. Keeps your pillows in place while sleeping. And it looks sick

[Tyler Edwards @tyler2edwards]

@MateoSundberg Bro headboards are luxurious and useful. Why should I deny myself that simple pleasure because I’m under 30

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@MatthewSRibel I was on this Wikipedia page like 2 weeks ago😂

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@gibbergabberz yep

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@ChampagneTommy_ @barstoolcarl 😂😂😂

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@ChampagneTommy_ @theneedledrop You really had to include Travis Scott ?

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@gibbergabberz Can I see

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@ChampagneTommy_ 😂

[Tyler Edwards @tyler2edwards]

I write mine on the back of napkins and send them as certified mail to Microsoft HQ

[b bennett | 500+ connections @thebmbennett]

where do you write your SQL queries? is there something more pleasant to look at than DBeaver, but has more stability than popSQL?

[Tyler Edwards @tyler2edwards]

@ChampagneTommy_ You want them to be a little mad that you’re there. Same with pizza shops