Tyler Ell-Phelps

Part time trucker, CAT canidate, full time snark

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

67% of the average Canadian's day is spent handing out compliments

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

Choke slamming a British Columbian Kodiak bear is 43% more effective than playing dead

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

Canadians feel 50% more alive immediately after nearly slipping on the sidewalk

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

63% of Canadians would refer to an American "blizzard" as "light snow"

[Tyler Ell-Phelps @Tyler_Ell]

@DenisBoyd what won't Harvey do to win #suits

[Tyler Ell-Phelps @Tyler_Ell]

@CurtHawk21 #closetjuicer #musclehamsterpartdouce

[Tyler Ell-Phelps @Tyler_Ell]

@CurtHawk21 get those calories in #pumpupthoseguns #wheresthebeach

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Now that 'twerking' and 'selfie' are in the dictionary, I really don't give a shit how we leave the planet for our kids.

[Taylor Pasloski @Pasloski89]

@cred867 @Tyler_Ell I don't know what we're doing, but we're doing it

[Tyler Ell-Phelps @Tyler_Ell]

@DenisBoyd

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@lane_mik #choochoo

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Work hard. Eat right. Exercise. Don't drink too much. And only buy what you can afford. It's not rocket science.

[The Yukon Inquirer @YukonInquirer]

Robert Service's famous line "There are strange things done in the Midnight Sun" is 100% accurate.

[Tyler Ell-Phelps @Tyler_Ell]

@Pasloski89 should have picked up the big block V8 #ohwell

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@lane_mik great idea #sorrynotsorry

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living in the shadow of @ImShannyXoXo #toocoolforme #lonerproblems #bemyfriend #missya #whereareyou #whatchadoing #anynewshows #iseeyou :)

[Tyler Ell-Phelps @Tyler_Ell]

“@antijokeapple: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Someone who needs a terrible amount of medical attention.” @DenisBoyd #classic

[Tyler Ell-Phelps @Tyler_Ell]

Back in canada, i miss freedom land already #merica

[Tyler Ell-Phelps @Tyler_Ell]

@lane_mik i have met her, and the other dog, its snowing? #sunnyinvic