tyler thoms

worst of all time, 26 years running

[tyler thoms @tyler_thoms]

retweeting to pin. greatest video ever made.

[saeren @serenjty]

Leaving this right here

[Aegis ☭ 🔻 @aegirovik]

Tonight, #DarkWoke crashed another plane. and every day wokeness is not reinstated in this country, people will DEI. starting tonight. I’m a they/them of my woooord

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

ok he's still got it

[charlie @chunkbardey]

causing innumerable problems in the CVS by wanting to purchase the items they have there

[Ed Goofup, Jr. @theschwasound]

@bobsredmilf

[not very eva @veryalt]

these are clearly the mannerisms of a woman who has met a werewolf before and does NOT want to meet another one

[ErnestBorgnineNavalCapDoff.jpeg @poddtadre]

Probably a sign your team is not in great shape when your local broadcast is showing graphics like this.

[seth | sunny 18 @pqdres]

they're eating dogs in America I saw it on television!!

[🤕(sick pants) @SureThing_Buddy]

GOT IT ON first team

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

I think about this line so damn much.

[tyler thoms @tyler_thoms]

Send the pitcher to federal prison. Heston is a saint.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Complete chaos in the Yankees-Orioles game as the benches cleared after Heston Kjerstad was hit in the head with a pitch

[Chris Voiceman @ChrisVoiceman]

I wanna put this is the Museum of Natural History and watch Ben Stiller fight her when she comes to life at night

[will defries @willdefries]

bachelor party, night three, went too hard the first night, rebounded even harder day two, all catching up to you post-steakhouse dinner when you’re four figures down and don’t think it will hurt more to lose a thousand on top of it because you’re already at rock bottom, early flight out looming hard when you realize you’re operating on muscle memory alone and won’t be able to sleep, yeah let’s do one more double ketel and soda please

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Just tried this type of zyn that you can light on fire and inhale, pretty good

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

this is killing me

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Just woke up feeling like this guy. Had to turn the light on and listen to modest mouse to calm down.