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[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

Turkey are dark horses in this tournament bro!! Yeah dark horseshit

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

theyll never be able to afford a nest

[garçon @boymolish]

“Are you recording?”

No…

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[Mundo Despectivo @MundoDespectivo]

Ahi va

Ahi va Oyarzabal desmarcándose:

[Andres ROJO 👹 @Falqueismo10]

Le apuesto a España*

Los hijueputas de España hoy:

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

A fan has just made an AI alternate version of events if Gabriel had scored his penalty

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Fredoxie @Fredoxie_]

Americans getting lit over beating Paraguay while being 0 ping😭

[Kenta Hagiwara @KentraHagatra]

Thierry Henry and Zlatan both disagreeing with Alexi Lalas before the tournament even kicks off lol

[umi @binobratz]

u miss gym for 2 weeks and it’s like you’ve never lifted a day in your life omg

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

he's going to be a generational shitposter

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Recuerda siempre echar el pestillo cuando vayas a un baño público…

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[E @Ellis_]

Being a hater requires a lot of patience, but it’s always worth it in the end.