Tyler Hepple

[Tyler Hepple @tylerhep]

Matt Ritchie when someone scores for the Toon

[Tennis Legend @TennisLegende]

Il me met un ace à 228. J’étais là : Fuck, je fais devoir servir.

- Pas le mot en F s’il te plaît.

- Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

- Nos excuses pour le langage. Corentin, je vais te poser une dernière question, s’il te plaît, reste poli […]

- Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

[. @__RG27]

Absolutely fucking pathetic season from everyone involved, except for that lad who got piped off at Marseille, well done to him and him alone

[Joe @Chebs4377]

@NUFC @premierleague I think to reflect on his great performances we should drop him for a couple of games and then play him out of position? Thoughts lads?

[Newcastle Uncovered @NCL_Uncovered]

Remember this fella on Look North during lockdown?

‘Get the pubs open, aaal be bothad’

[hfcg @George355370368]

Kids taking a kick and a bloke behind naming top 3 petrol stations 😑

[ben @bennufc_18]

Don’t have to watch Newcastle play football for 3 whole weeks

[Amy8829 @amyalby2904]

Friday 13th was one for the memory box.

Getting the shop set up for opening the following day.

In walks a man wearing a full Freddy Kruger rubber mask and hat and stands at the doorway.

He slowly takes off his mask and not sure what was about to unfold he asks without hesitation..

“Got any Pavel Srnicek shirts”!?

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

If only there was some kind of video assistant referee who could intervene to reverse an incredibly bad decision.

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

He has looked class for Villa here tbf #NUFC

[Amateurish Rugby League @AmateurishRL]

Complete shambles at Fev with the coach stating he isn’t sure whether he’s still the coach or not :

[Both sides of the Tweed @Dr_W_E_Bulmer]

I have a brilliant idea: Since there's a lot of this sort of thing to be done, we could all get together and elect a couple of dozen leading local people (a "Council'), put them in charge of this kind of work, and levy a tax ('Council Tax') on households to defray the expenses.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

116 - Across the last five UEFA World Cup qualifying campaigns, the most successful passes per 90 minutes in a single campaign:

125 - Xavi (2014 qualifying)
116 - Dan Burn (2026 qualifying)
114 - Toni Kroos (2018 qualifying)

Technicians.

[Blackandwhitebanter @bnwbanter]

Dan Burn’s team talk to the lads in #NUFC training this week ahead of Liverpool:

[John Davidson @johnnyddavidson]

Rugby league remains undefeated:

[Cook @NUFCcook]

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