Tyler.

Usually reading, always writing. Run an edtech startup.

[Tyler. @tylertzero]

E = MC ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵒᵘᵇᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵛᶦᵇᵉ

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

That's terrifying and insane. If that was how people were built the streets would overflow with dead bodies and cum. https://t.co/uKIxwuGZrf

[Vince Dao @VinceDaoTV]

Never forget what evil leftist trash took from us.

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Western Michigan can still win if Mike Pence has the courage

[The Kevin Harlan Effect @KevinHarlanEfct]

“IT IS THIRD DOOOOOOOOOOWN.”

Me, hands on knees, 8 beers deep in front of my television:

[🍊 rowan @butchrandle]

Frodo getting ready to leave Rivendell

[the hero @midwestgothic]

killing the spider for your gf is less an act of love than it is malicious, blind subservience. she commands you to kill a lesser, neutral being because it makes her feel fear and disgust. she can’t comprehend the utility of the common house spider in maintaining natural order.

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

You’re telling me this guy was on drugs??

[Ryan Paganetti @RyanPaganetti]

Much has been made of the Patriots’ mysterious “Pink Stripes.” How about yellow ones?

I went through more than a decade of TV broadcasts and uncovered a diabolically clever piece of Patriots gamesmanship.

When opposing kickers lined up at Gillette Stadium, the video board displayed a reverse view of the kick, placing a second, offset set of yellow uprights directly behind the real ones.

In windy conditions, even the orange streamers on the video board appeared to point in the opposite direction from those atop the physical uprights, making the illusion even more disorienting.

I found dozens of examples. In the same games, I reviewed 52 Patriots field goal attempts.

The illusion appeared on Patriots kicks exactly zero times.

We actually tried copying the idea when I was in Philadelphia, but the location of the video boards at Lincoln Financial Field made it nearly useless.

It is the perfect encapsulation of the Patriots dynasty. No detail was too small, and no possible edge was left unexplored.

We talked about this tactic and more on tonight’s episode of the Paganetti and Underhill show, out now on Youtube

[Chad Fisher DNP @ChadFisher]

Smh

[LONG LIVE ARSON JUDGE/Sabres fan by default @bufnyy161st]

@TMZ Jed York when the cops asked him what he’s doing with $140 in a trailer park

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Is it ok to say I feel nothing. It’s been in hospice care being spoon fed apple sauce for a decade

[warriorsworld @warriorsworld]

Thoughts as you pull up to the trailer park at 9am

[Tweeth Mitchell @tweeth_mitchell]

You can't even truck stick a girl who wants to touch your driver anymore, because of woke

[Tyler. @tylertzero]

@DiBonaNFL You mean to tell me we didn’t run mirror hitch/verts on an obvious passing down? I must be in heaven

[Pintmonster @pintmonster69]

We should all get purple hearts for surviving 2020

[Arbaz kakkar @arbazkakkar5]

Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Telling your kids about the Haynes King Carson Beck Hall of fame game

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Hey dad what was Carson Beck like in the 2026 HOF game

[Tyler. @tylertzero]

The fat guy from Superbad is really like that

[Delinquent MMA @DelinquentMMA]

Jonah Hill grappling footage resurfaces after claiming jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone 😂

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

For all the casuals that missed everything that happened this NFL off-season, here's a quick recap

1. Dianna Russini was riding the dick off of Mike Vrabel for scoops

2. Every sports account is a prediction market affiliate

3. The Rams took a QB at 13 that McVay hates

4. Banner year for DUIs. Tony Romo embraced his inner Cowboy with one. Kyle Shanahan embraced his inner 49er by getting out of one. I think Jordan Addison had like 6

5. Stefon Diggs choked the shit out of his chef that he was banging then got 12 million from the Commanders who love that shit. The tried to trade for Josh Jacobs for the same reason.

6. Brandon Aiyuk became a role model to everyone who ever wanted to be a CTE influencer

7. ESPN fired everyone cool except Matt Miller who lost his arm then even more tragically was outed as a scammer

8. Aaron Rodgers reconciled with his family for attention

9. Falcons have two left handed QBs (Penix, Tua) with zero right brain cells

10. Tom Brady went off the deep end

11. Dolphins held tryouts from local citizens of Miami for every position

12. The 49ers electrical substation became sentient and went full Widow's Bay

13. Travis Kelce married an older woman. Rashee Rice missed the wedding because he was in jail for having a shitty knee or something

14. The NFL can eject players from games even when referees missed something (the DK Metcalf rule)

15. Everyone that tore an ACL or dislocated something is somehow on track to play Week 1

16. The fat kid from Superbad is going to kick your ass