Ty-Lor

LIE. USE. DIE.

[Ty-Lor @tylloorr]

@Fat_Electrician Service managers who've never worked on equipment telling me why it shouldn't take more than 10 minutes to extract a broken stud.. on a machine.. that works in the dirt.. and salt.. and its a rental..

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@kylie_daviss you’d quite literally spend it on marvel skins.

[Titania @TitaniasRealm]

"Sorry I can't, I'm busy"

Me being busy:

[Ty-Lor @tylloorr]

Kerry is literally the funniest person.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:

[Ty-Lor @tylloorr]

I would let @kathasty kick me in the throat and id thank her.

[Ty-Lor @tylloorr]

Martin deserved the shut out.

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@TheBrattPack63 It’s just a night, if it was a good one we’d fire Jarmo..

[Ty-Lor @tylloorr]

Columbus has a lot of talent this year. Put ‘em in the mix.

I also think San Jose will have something to offer this year hopefully.

[spelunky fc @spelunky_]

my official predictions for the 23-24 season 😎

[Ty-Lor @tylloorr]

@TheBrattPack63 We’ve been in.. just not recently 🥲

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@TheBrattPack63 Devils won’t make it past first round play offs.

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@spelunky_ Buddy, Columbus is doing something this year.

[Ty-Lor @tylloorr]

this guy is delusional..

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

It’s time to again ban assault weapons and high-capacity magazines.

And let me be very clear:

If members of Congress refuse to act, then we need to elect new members of Congress who will act.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Translation: Dave Portnoy caught us red handed. Our flustered reporter lied again and said she always planned on contacting him to get his side. She then scheduled a meeting. She then cancelled it till 1 minute before article was due so she could claim she tried to talk him

[Ty-Lor @tylloorr]

@spelunky_ JACK HUGHES ABOVE CROSBY?

#4 should be renamed to “Toronto Maple Leafs” poor bastard.. won’t win a Stanley for atleast another 4 years.

[Ty-Lor @tylloorr]

i’m here for potentially bad hockey takes 🫡

[spelunky fc @spelunky_]

just realized i hit 3,000 followers 🫡 thank you everybody for your service (reading my tweets)

[Ty-Lor @tylloorr]

@cvntrsworld i’ve had that same TLR-1 in my cart for a month, pull trigger or no?

[Ty-Lor @tylloorr]

Isn’t he a very open Putin supporter & Russian Othodox? Not saying it’s right, but I could have say this coming from 10 miles away in the fog.

[spelunky fc @spelunky_]

i really feel bad for lgbt caps fans that idolize ovechkin, especially younger ones, who will no longer feel welcomed or safe at games knowing that the captain of their team is homophobic + spreading those values within the locker room

[Ty-Lor @tylloorr]

@DietzNuts95 @BlueJacketsNHL nothing bc it wasn’t hockey season? We just won the prospect tournament this week though. So there’s that.