Taylor Berman

31. Toronto. DJ. I'm a bit too pop for the punk kids, but I'm too punk for the pop kids ♬

[Taylor Berman @tylrbrmn]

Hey @TIDALSupport, NYE is a bad time for your search to go down. Virtual DJ can’t search anything!!

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The first guy couldn’t do it, and so he transferred me to a supervisor who seems even more incompetent.

[Taylor Berman @tylrbrmn]

I’ve been on a chat with @Rogers for THREE AND A HALF HOURS trying to get my internet account transferred from the previous tenant. What the hell is so complicated?!?

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DJing this in a week! Come party with me.

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@lucyxindisguise This is gold

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Moving day!! We should have hired movers… doing this just with my dad is exhausting and I’m going to throw my back out.

[Taylor Berman @tylrbrmn]

Spent all afternoon writing a VBA Macro for Access and finally got it to work. I’m so hyped right now.

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Netflix should have “this show was cancelled and the plot is left unresolved” warnings.

[Taylor Berman @tylrbrmn]

Waiting for my new vape to be delivered is KILLING ME. Nicotine addiction sucks, folks. 0/10 would not recommend.

[Taylor Berman @tylrbrmn]

DJing this #5SOS Dance Party in Toronto next week! Come party with me!

[Taylor Berman @tylrbrmn]

Just pulled a couple of grey hairs out of my head. I’m 29 this isn’t supposed to be happening yet 😭

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Some people really need a reality check.

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If you don’t like something, there’s no need to announce it to the world and shit talk the thing. Just stop doing the thing and move on with your life.

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I’ve never wanted to be on a game show as much as I want to be on Bullshit the game show on @netflix.

[Taylor Berman @tylrbrmn]

I’m DJing this One Direction dance party next weekend! Get your tickets and come say hi! https://t.co/5K2WkAG4kq

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[Taylor Berman @tylrbrmn]

There are so many shows that involve an old white man going to restaurants and making and eating their best menu items. So many. How many shows like this do we need?

[Taylor Berman @tylrbrmn]

.@TicketmasterCA Why do you allow scalpers to buy out entire rows and sections and resell them at insane prices? This is ridiculous. All these verified resale pink seats aren’t from fans who bought tickets and can’t go - these are scalpers. @AvrilLavigne @grandson @MODSUN

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@thesummerset PLEASE!! And also please reprint this classic cause I lost mine and I really want it again