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Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime.

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[limz @limizms]

No but fr when will the cost of living decrease 😊😊😊😊

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

omg I just keep accidentally smoking another cigarette

[julia @juumelo_]

maybe he’s autistic and his special interest is ragebaiting me

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[jane doe ♱ @dustbnuy]

who tf is tom foolery

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How I feel when I put my playlist on shuffle and the exact song I was thinking of starts playing

[Naty @Naty0558]

Sometimes I walk fast on purpose just to watch my tits bounce

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

It has been a privilege and an honor to giggle on the phone with you

[ruby 🍓 @silkenheresy]

i think sleeping with the weight of his arm on my waist would fix me

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am i to stop them

[Peach PRC @peachprc]

if austin butler and jacob elordi share true loves kiss then they will merge into the true elvis

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Mom told my friends I was the opposite of a picky eater growing up and my friend said "real eater" and my mom went like "Yes exactly"

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone is out of their fucking minds.

[ً @httpsfangs]

I may be cringe but my heart is big n my tits are fat

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

what if we started critical thoughtmaxxing

[.dwgo🇹🇷🇦🇷 @davidswagoo]

*listens to my own playlist*
me: fucking masterpiece.