I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
βFirst you fold the towel once, then over its self again. Put it down your crack and douse in baby powder. No more ass sweat.β -@TomBrady#sweatmetigation101