Tim Payne

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@Sgf_Cardinals Springfield Springfieldians?

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@CBSScottWhite The internet’s not as young as it used to be. I’m starting to think it may have dementia.

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@b_miklasz Seems like not much of a difference between the rotation’s third time through the order and the bullpen’s first time through the order

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@C70 Mike Shannon would have had a field day with that one, reminding everyone that the sunglasses don’t do much good when they’re on top of your hat. Bring back the flip-down shades! 😂

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@JonPgh Maybe he had to work and couldn’t get anyone to cover his shift

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@nut_history They should get rid of dugouts so players don’t get injured by them

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@HoopsRumors Did he ever actually play in the NBA? Or do does he just miss getting paid to have front row seats to NBA games?

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@TJStats Same way those Juan Uribe baseball cards were selling for thousands of dollars on eBay a few years ago 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@AugieNash Looks like Willie already slayed his first goal right before the photo was taken

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@andydturner @MLB @JakeEisenberg_ Yeah, definitely prefer the blue hats, but overall still a great look

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@andydturner @MLB @JakeEisenberg_ I do love that uniform though - such a good look and always good to see the Royals in the all blues

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@andydturner @MLB @JakeEisenberg_ Good point! It was hard for my old eyes to make out the uniform clearly with that blazing speed though.

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@C70 Sounds like whatever the Chip Carey version of a Shannonism would be. Maybe a Chip Slip?

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@RegionalTVCat Some might say it was money well spent by the A’s, but others might say they Blewett.

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@enosarris I know it’s a novel concept, but maybe teams should compete using their own skills and abilities rather than depending on technology to tell them what to do. Baseball is a game to be played, not a problem to be solved.

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@Cardinals So glad they picked him instead of Clayton Rottenpeas!

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@MyGolfSpy Pretty sweet “Speed Limit 45” bumper sticker on that Jeep!

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@Ineverglow I think we need to get T-Bone to weigh in on this

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@QuinnSTLCards Too bad his name’s not JJ Wetherjolt