Tyler Collum

I recycle. IG : tylerjcollum

[Tyler Collum @tymoney14]

Only a real psychopath would ever enjoy kettle corn

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This might be a gross generalization but I’m just going to say it… Nobody. Hates. Popsicles.

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@staystayin Last night was a whole commercial

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Whoever talks to my dad on the phone must really love hearing the history channel in the background at full volume.

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Me: Can I fart in your car before I leave?
Her: No.
Me: you never loved me.

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I'm sorry the fajitas are loud, but I'm hungry and I like them.

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There’s something really nice about fingering a bowling ball, and then using that hand to eat food from the bowling alley. Everyone at the bowling alley loves doing it.

[garrett* @Pretty__Chill__]

Drew Barrymore? Drew Barry More in her!

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I miss my best friend @tymoney14

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@DjGranquist It’s on pumpernickel Dj

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Today I was gifted a random sandwich by a restaurant because they forgot about my to go order. I have since re-gifted the aforementioned sandwich without knowing anything about the sandwich other than it’s on pumpernickel. Am I a monster?

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@smokeywoody @Pretty__Chill__ I'd like to know too

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We all know the answer.

[garrett* @Pretty__Chill__]

Today fucking sucked.

[Jesus Trejo @JesusTrejo]

“Worcesteshire Sauce” is pronounced exactly how it tastes.

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Hey girl I ain’t tryna simp cuz it’s Valentine’s Day but what’s up?

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DOGE

[Jesus Trejo @JesusTrejo]

Muffins LOVE wearing corduroy pants.

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Are the birds in the middle of the street playing chicken? And are they even calling it chicken?

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@staystayin Fact.

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@staystayin Big if true