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[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Outshine popsicles have been recalled nationwide due to potential glass contamination.

The affected flavors are strawberry, watermelon, grape, tangerine, and black cherry.

[shannon crave @constantlyshan]

the only safe food now is the panera lemonade that kills you

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

did everyone forget Trump literally kidnapped a sitting president of a foreign country and his wife in the middle of the night, and they’ve just been sitting in jail for the past 6 months?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The FDA has announced a recall on granola sold nationwide over potential salmonella contamination.

[Burlington Throat Factory 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

The fact that he is the same color as the soup is frying me

[mel @Me3ll__]

Se embaraza barbara y engorda el marido jaja así es como tiene que ser

[💭 @luvtargtower]

alicent + nicknames for her children

[n @onlywithn]

i think you just have to decide one day that you can't drown in it anymore

[Jew in a Canoe ✡️🇨🇦 memoir now available! @WillieHandler]

Someone tell NASA that we found a short cut.

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

No way sabrina took phoebe’s last name

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Used my boyfriend’s body wash and started providing solutions instead of showing empathy

[ash ☭ 🔻🇵🇸 @ashpraxis_]

free luigi !!

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

Me: "what do you want for dinner?"

Husband: "whatever you want for dinner is fine..."

Me: "well, what i want for dinner is to just stand at the fridge and shovel cheese, pickles, cold chicken and maybe berries into my mouth until the fridge starts beeping at me and then move on with life. Does that sound good to you?"

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

We should have a holiday called "Space Day" where lights are turned off to appreciate our starry night.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

On it.

[⚠︎ @kmetasnii]

i used to prefer texting over phone calls but now i prefer to be unreachable