typical cabbitch

if u were a vegetable u'd b a cabbitch

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

@Typicalspets you're tacky & i hate u. also who is josh

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

I want to eat cabbage soup out of your belly button.

Sexting is hard.

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

leaf me alone

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

make like a cabbage and leaf

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

*cheats on bae with carrot*

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

*steals alcohol from party*

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

cabbitch of the day goes to @MichaelPark25

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

#RelationshipGoals

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

woke up like dis

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

i'm not the biggest fan of the fourth of july because humans think it is okay to turn me into coleslaw

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

happy fathers day dad

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

2 things i lost interest in:
1. u
2. 1

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

the fault in my cabbage

in theaters now

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

life is like a box of cabbages
-forrest gump

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

it's not easy being a vegetable

[Mark Twain @TheMarkTwain]

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

when i have a little too much to drink

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

RT if this cabbage is sexier than u

[typical cabbitch @typicalcabbitch]

cabbitches wear pink on wednesdays