Ms. Monster

Too dangerous for this cardigan.

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

Sorry. Been preoccupied with melted cheese.

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

Thank you to everyone who reported the fake account. Twitter finally took it down.

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

@Glitter_Rock @NotOwenMeany Thanks so much! 😊

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

This is not me. Please report and block. (Shout out to @NotOwenMeany for bringing this to my attention.)

[Lizardo D Ammit @randomover2]

David Blaine is ruining the atmosphere.

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

@Insatiabitch @outer_amy Thank you. 😘😘😘

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

@kwsoriginal @NotOwenMeany @space @McMonst60924161 You rock. Thank you!

[outer (space) amy @outer_amy]

Here’s the actual link to the profile. Thanks, guys! https://t.co/yEsfBvnNzn

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

@kwsoriginal @NotOwenMeany @space Thank you. I just tweeted a link to the profile, but you’d have to search for @McMonst60924161

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

@NotOwenMeany @bubs270 BUY BITCOIN. LOTS OF IT.

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

@bubs270 @NotOwenMeany If they actually tweet good tweets, maybe I’ll take credit. Judging by the spelling, though, I’m sure it’ll be bitcoin ads.

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

@bubs270 @NotOwenMeany Thank you!

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

@Insatiabitch You are one of my OGs. 😘

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

Turns out I don’t particularly care for 11,000 of the folks I followed, and since I’m not douchey enough to do a mass unfollow (this is a lie - I’m actually just too lazy), I’ve started a new account.

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

@usasmitty @rickygervais Fuck’s sake. Probably my last chance, and I spelled After Life wrong. Typical. IT’S MY FAVORITE SHOW I SWEAR

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

Giant shout-out to @usasmitty for making me aware of that video. 🤗

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

The only reason I’m keeping this account open is because Ricky Gervais once read one of my tweets on an Afterlife promo, and when he finally decides he loves me, too, he’ll know where to find me.

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

@Tierno158 Awwwwww. An exaggeration, but a much appreciated one. 😊

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

I don't drink anymore. I think that's the problem.