outer (space) amy

Slightly worse than @SpacePlankton.

[outer (space) amy @outer_amy]

If macramé can make a comeback, so can you.

[Mama Needs A Coke @MamaNeedsACoke]

Tom Brady has a lot of rings for a man who is not a pirate.

[outer (space) amy @outer_amy]

@usasmitty Oh! I think I really liked that one.

[outer (space) amy @outer_amy]

@usasmitty Whatcha watching?

[outer (space) amy @outer_amy]

While you all are watching the Super Bowl I will playing Bioshock 2, which Tom Brady will probably also find a way to win.

[outer (space) amy @outer_amy]

@zerena_hoofs I would like to come live with you, please.

[CrazyFeralCatLady @kcobra11]

The only thing I successfully accomplished today was not having cake for dinner.

[CrazyFeralCatLady @kcobra11]

How can you fall in love with me if you have me muted dude?

[outer (space) amy @outer_amy]

I could use a good manic phase right about now.

[Madame Lifewaster Jr. 😐💀 @elunatyk]

Please don’t try to convince me that any commercial is “great”, my spiritual commitment to capitalism is tepid, at best.

[Supes ♊🐈‍⬛ @usasmitty]

Hey there! Would you like some depression on top of your depression?
- Winter

[Knorg @Knorg]

Fuck. That tamagotchi I abandoned was saved and raised by a shepherd and is now back to claim the kingdom.

[outer (space) amy @outer_amy]

Might fuck around and start a snake-handling church

[outer (space) amy @outer_amy]

@LeslieDonnelly2 ❤️

[Ava @avainwordland]

My favourite sex position is hitting people with a shovel.

[Philosopher King, Oracle @signalborder]

I think I would enjoy being the righteous fist of the people.

[outer (space) amy @outer_amy]

I have an electric tea kettle that changes colors as it heats up, so don’t you dare lecture me about whimsy.