Jo 💋

welcome to the shit show

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

My addictions counsellor called me a superstar in my support group so basically I’m winning rehab

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

Went on a date 2 hours from the city and my car broke down. Been staying with this dude for 2 weeks now while trying to fix the car. I feel like I’m in the beginning of hallmark movie lol

[Downdetector Canada @downdetectorca]

User reports indicate Scotiabank is having problems since 8:29 PM EDT. https://t.co/H3a8qFNuEF RT if you're also having problems #Scotiabankdown

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

I am so outrageously good at getting bailed on by men it’s actually starting to hurt a little

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

Felt cute, might do something toxic later idk

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

@mrgbow Relatable

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

Hell ya crafty, fuck me up with the Werther’s Originals. Grandma needs her gap you punk ass bitch

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

Seeing the protesting truckers in masks to hide their identities is a whole new kind of coming full circle #TruckerConvoy #GoHomeFluTruxKlan

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

Also because of this my flight was hella delayed and my bags got lost. So if the rest of @WestJet could figure their shit out I’d appreciate it.

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

Shout out to apparently the only employee @WestJet has at the YXX airport.. homie was checking us in, doing security and boarding the plane. Would be cool if he had some help tho...

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

The wardrobe girl on set told me I dress like Adam Sandler. Let’s hope she meant early career Adam sandler instead of...ya know.

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

Why’s everything really gotta be one step forward 27 steps back these days?

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

@444jaded 👏🏻 what show you on?

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

This is an accurate assumption

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

Don’t play with fire if you can’t stand the heat

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

@ozdust9 Hahah in my experience they really don’t live up to the hype

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

“Friends don’t let friend fuck construction guys.. or Australians”

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

Bitches really be out here acting like Billie Eilish invented blue hair

[Jo 💋 @typicaljoely]

Yes I did roll up to work in low rise cargo pants and a cropped tank top while listening to limp bizkit and yes I did have the audacity to reject the dude who asked for my number cuz he had frosted tips. I refuse to be sorry for this.