♤ Randall ♡

Knight of the Moonlight 🌙 |
4th Progenitor |
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Half Moon Monastery 🌗 |
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[4tk @4fox99]

@Xhej__

[Alexander's Cartographer @cartographer_s]

Frank Frazetta

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Taking viagra for my sunburn.

It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs

[♤ Randall ♡ @TypicalRandall]

@ctrlvolk Don't be a sucker and wait in the long line for egg slut off main strip. Go to the Rio one. Can just walk-up and order 🍳I miss Hash House 🫠

[Milk Vessel Pilot @trueliberal1848]

At the end of the day most foids just want a literal faggot for a boyfriend

[asparagoid @asparagoid]

As a man it's your duty to choose the girl who loves you the most, not the girl you love the most

[TrafficBrokerX @TrafficBrokerX]

@WifiMoneyPlant The hooker you banged was Japanese?

[Dr. Robert King @kingbtc]

not betting but off physiognomy alone iran wins this

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

That’s just blatantly false

[Spectro Inexistente @AgentSpectro05]

@the96thobserver @bobby_on_mars Its like your average watpad, you seen one, you seen em all, they are literally the same thing, same problem, same cause..

[♤ Randall ♡ @TypicalRandall]

@_bigpuss @KentuckyLacy That scared the hell out of 6 year old me 😂 I remember that one

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

@thechosenberg Having a "girlfriend" who rejects you 90% of the time for over a year is a hilarious concept like bro just get another one

[BOBBY MARS @bobby_on_mars]

Married women on twitter be like oh noooooooooooooo my husband, who is not allowed to have sex with anyone else, wants to have sex with me in our marital bed tonight oh noooooooooooooo I need to start some discourse about how awful this is

[Datboiblk @Finallyfamoust1]

@EricTrump @ufc @danawhite You’re a fuckin lie, the meta data says different…dirty fucktard.

[Grogu Senpai (Bones) 🖤 @EVNFT]

@EricTrump @ufc @danawhite “He has since deleted the post”

So it 1) is a real post 2) why did he post it?

[♤ Randall ♡ @TypicalRandall]

@MEvsIRS Lmao Chink cookies 😆 try Anise extract. Hoisin and other oyster sauce get it's profile from star anise usually

[Seoul Dahmen @SeoulDahmen]

@wiacwilly I can’t imagine living this much of a goy life.

If anyone’s 25+ and still bar hopping on every weekend you gotta check on yourself