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pfp cr. @spicy_mochi

[steph @typicalwhisper]

As a first attempt it’s quite imperfect but here it is! The 2025-26 Buffalo Sabres record (including playoffs) in a crochet blanket!

💙W-57 💛L-29 🤍OTL-9

Playoffs include a tinsel mix-in.

#LetsGoBuffalo

[steph @typicalwhisper]

could be worse

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

here it is! remember that the outcome is entirely the result of your own decisions. i merely supplied the menu, i cannot be held liable for what you ordered

https://t.co/2Nuc5Bc8br

[steph @typicalwhisper]

@luviesdream ok keep an eye on the discord server i will be sharing info there once it’s booked 🫶

[steph @typicalwhisper]

i’m planning a birthday party in mid july does anyone wanna come

[steph @typicalwhisper]

do u ever go to sleep bc youre bored not bc youre actually tired bc me rn

[steph @typicalwhisper]

i can’t wait for winter

[steph @typicalwhisper]

cleaned my room so i can be mentally well again and also have a comfortable place to recover from the minor procedure i’m having this week

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon

[steph @typicalwhisper]

@BuffaloSabres happy pride month buffalo sabres 🌈❤️

[steph @typicalwhisper]

my ice skating lesson teacher is trying to teach me crossovers and i’m not there yet but it’s going to happen trust

[emilia @probmold]

the voices in my head are making out

[steph @typicalwhisper]

i got drunk at the former firehouse turned firehouse themed restaurant and bye bye bye nsync was playing and i had to go to the bathroom so guess who was singing the whole time while actively peeing

[steph @typicalwhisper]

@luviesdream need my future life partner to simply manifest in front of me with zero effort on my part /j

[steph @typicalwhisper]

i wish dating apps didn’t make me want to kms bc i want a significant other but organic meetings just don’t happen anymore (even though i’ve been trying to put myself out there)

[steph @typicalwhisper]

@luviesdream like i cannot subject myself to swiping anymore but i also would like a Companion to Do Stuff With

[steph @typicalwhisper]

lindy was ROBBED

[steph @typicalwhisper]

@BlueGoldYooee i need the amerks to do a singles night or something next season so i can meet my future spouse at a hockey game 🙏

[steph @typicalwhisper]

i miss the sabres

[steph @typicalwhisper]

why are literally all the interns we hired this summer former high school hockey players. did our recruiter go to a team reunion or something

[trash jones @jzux]

if you die in Microsoft excel you die in real life

[steph @typicalwhisper]

anyone mad at the sabres for not posting about pride month please hold your rancor until next week, the social team historically posts on buffalo’s pride parade day. if they don’t post on june 7th then we can be angry.