Rachael

They who are immune to spiders (Aussie) Boss/Sir/Mister/Uncle

[Rachael @typoxia]

Him: I bet you know how to party
Me: The trick is have at least one priest, a tank and ranged DPS

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

There are people who spend hours carving pumpkins and I just ate a banana because I didn't want to cut up an apple.

[Rachael @typoxia]

@feyaannika @PlutoDx Who is M carrying? It’s the only character I have no clue on.

[Rachael @typoxia]

Sure I wanna gender affirm you but I wanna GENDER AFFIRM you at 120% not this lukewarm stuff

[Rachael @typoxia]

Why I check people's pronouns:
no: Best Respect
yes: Best Reaction Gif to use

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

In England "booster shot" is spelled "borchestershire shot".

[iain @ACartoonCat]

16 year old having a anxiety attack at work

Me: Hey, it's ok. Take your time. I get these too

16yo: What? But you're like, 30!? They don't stop? YOUVE MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE

Me: Uhhhhh

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Me: [Has never touched cocaine]

Me every time I'm at the airport: Oh no what if I accidentally packed a lot of cocaine

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

Person: What’s your handicap?

Me [from my wheelchair]: I don’t golf.

[Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers]

The more I think about these two stories today the angrier it makes me

[Rachael @typoxia]

I need someone to tell me if this kink chart has been translated badly from Korean, or if Clown Play is a real thing.
And can I scratch it off my preferences so hard it would leave behind Hawking radiation?

[Rachael @typoxia]

@IanFortey On one hand I vote yes, but on another did I pay for the old toaster and is it their turn to be the provider.

[Rachael @typoxia]

My favourite and most hated of coffee shop decor, is the order counter that has a six odd foot of random products in front of it. I can’t reach you to give you my money, but I love the aesthetic.

[Rachael @typoxia]

The US Presidential debate would be much more interesting with subtitles and a sarcasm font.

[Rachael @typoxia]

When you hit age 39 and realise you’re decently germophobic but a lifetime of repressing shit has made it dormant and look like you’re lazy and gross.

[library militant @imaniems_]

Ok here's a concept: Wife Swap but with municipal budgets.
librarians get cop budgets for a year and we see what can be done

[Rachael @typoxia]

They say “don’t ship Idols they’re real people”, but a reminder we still have matchmakers so, we literally ship real people.
Ship more of your friends. Grab your introverts and set them up on a blind date.

[Rachael @typoxia]

Has anyone got Very Strong opinions on XPpen vs Intuous vs Huawei regarding drawing screens? Especially their cheaper models. I would love to hear your ire or excitement.
Also how you feel about these choices vs a tablet and Procreate (or related drawing apps)

[Rachael @typoxia]

If you count how many people work for ticketing systems, finance, IT techs, installers, and other related “ticket machines/security/fines”, aspects in Public Transport, I cannot work out how free transport wouldn’t actively make them money by not having those people.

[Rachael @typoxia]

19,607 people would have to catch TransWa public transport 1x a day to pay the salary (100kpa) of a single Transport Officer aka glorified conductor.
360,000 passenger boardings are made daily.
That means fares pay enough for only 18 of these people.
I bet there’s more than 18.

[Rachael @typoxia]

Update: I am on the spectrum. Do I still believe I am definitely allistic, despite my psychologist filling in my answers before I gave them, based off knowing me half an hour?
Yes.

[Rachael @typoxia]

Today I have my 1st psychologist appointment for Autism assessment.
I’ve been using regulation techniques for autistics for over a year that are working.
I’ve been peer reviewed.
My psychiatrist says “yep that’s the autism” re: me.
I am still 100% certain I am allistic.