morbid pixie dream girl

aspiring west elm furniture owner

[morbid pixie dream girl @tyranikarp]

my 20s were a lot of fucking around and my 30s have been mostly just finding out

[morbid pixie dream girl @tyranikarp]

@hulu_support you’ve gotta be kidding me. you can’t just stop working when the mets are in the playoffs

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oh and also, let’s go mets

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@nee_massey please for the love of god and all that is holy play “judy and the dream of horses” in NYC tomorrow

you can’t see it, but i am on my knees begging. tears are streaming from my face. i am screaming into the sky, hoping against all hope that you hear my desperate plea

[morbid pixie dream girl @tyranikarp]

@AlbaneseLaura what makes it so ~elite~?

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@TruCompetition @ChefAnthonyDC i also graduated high school in 04 and i had plenty of mad dog in my youth

[morbid pixie dream girl @tyranikarp]

@madisontayt_

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@not_brendon @smfox why do you think there’s an “m” in smfox lol

[morbid pixie dream girl @tyranikarp]

@BrentRAudio love the way she crunches the treat

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@CalmYourMitts i am considering hiring mr. met for my wedding (this is a thing you can do!) and having him enter to narco 🎺🎺🎺

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Irregular scheduling is under-discussed as one of the most vicious forms of modern class warfare. Retail and service employees with some of the lowest wages in any sector also live with levels of schedule uncertainty and sleep irregularity no white-collar sector would ever accept

[morbid pixie dream girl @tyranikarp]

@sblinde but IS it weird that something on twitter isn’t working?

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@nottydesignss squalane!!!

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@bellesglasgow @TheWeatherStn @hhhendrixx judy and the dream of horses in NYC please please please

one of my favorite memories was when you played this at forest hills and released a bunch of balloons and i cried like a baby 🥲

(cc: @nee_massey)

[morbid pixie dream girl @tyranikarp]

@bellesglasgow @TheWeatherStn @hhhendrixx

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@sblinde @smfox my old store used to shut the light off way too quickly, like three minutes or something. too many times i’d be taking a shit and the light would turn off and i’d be waving my arms on the toilet desperately hoping for the light to come back

[morbid pixie dream girl @tyranikarp]

@smfox @sblinde you ever have that happen to you in a bathroom? terrifying

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@EddiePresti_ @SheaNSons @brewcrewsports_ @James1Nolan @Bearded_Gamer07 @RubenGar06 @bifbravo00 @EdgeDaDon32 @CornholeCousins doable, but i’m kinda broke so i’d probably ask my boyfriend for it for christmas. great price range for gifting. hope it becomes reality

[morbid pixie dream girl @tyranikarp]

@anothercohen as someone without a degree who can’t find a job outside of retail…this is wrong. is a degree REALLY necessary for most jobs? no. can you get by without one? probably not, unless you’re very lucky or well-connected. almost no one will hire you without one.

[morbid pixie dream girl @tyranikarp]

@pourfairelevide man, the tears. my mom wrote me a note when i graduated high school. i keep it with my birth certificate and social security card, because it is equally important to me.